poisoned pete

a penis with a viral infection, or a drunk person who sleeps
with an infected partner and thus gains a bloated and swelling pustuled dink

"Oh man that guy's bound to have a poisoned pete, he slept with half the vfx crew, and the operations manager!"

by David Singer October 31, 2006

Pretty poison

A girl who is plain out bad news. She uses you.

we "fell in love" and then she killed her mother and blamed it on me, I guess she's my pretty poison

by flubber July 4, 2016

peter poisoning

a girl who is pregnant

she has peter poisoning

by garry April 5, 2004

rat poison

Usefull poison

I put rat poison in your dinner

by monkeyGODS July 26, 2003

poison poke

Banging a slut with poison oak on your junk and not telling her. So bad, but man does it feel so good.

You remember that stripper Krista? I gave her the poison poke last night. Best way to scratch it Ive ever found. Didnt tell her, bet she hates her life today!

by Bangin the cart girl February 16, 2014

Poison the well

Great Hardcore/screamo band.
They have a hard time keeping members and only one of the original members remains.
Pick up opposite of december, You come before you, and Tear from the red today

Poison the Well's comming to town with Across Five Aprils? I'm so there!

by Mike November 7, 2004

glitter poisoning

When you use glitter for something, and it gets everywhere, no matter what steps you take to prevent it from ending up everywhere.

1st Person: There's glitter in your bed.
2nd Person: Yep.
1st Person: And in your hair. And on all your books.
2nd Person. Yep.
1st Person: What the hell?
2nd Person: Glitter poisoning.
1st Person: Ah.

by saucer49 January 14, 2011