For when someone takes the least logical course of action when confronted with a problem, and then later expresses confusion when the repercussions for taking said action are enacted upon them. Coined after Greg Heffley, the protagonist of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid franchise.
His complete lack of self awareness and common sense must mean he takes the Greg Heffley Method to heart.
by meatball meatball April 14, 2017
Get the The Greg Heffley Method mug.Method of maintaining a multitude of girls at the same time in order to "pick and choose" which one you want to peruse or have as a primary. Start with one girl; talk to her and gain her interest. Then, if you become bored of girl #1, put her on the "back burner," a state of communication in which you are stringing a girl casually along by keeping her interested. At the same time repeat this process with another girl(while you still have one on the burner) until bored again. Repeat this process until a satisfactory number if girls are on your back burner. You now have a plethora of girl available to be your "primary" girl.
1. Sorry I cannot hang out with you I'm currently busy, but another time for sure. A.K.A. The Back Burner Method
2. I think you are very attractive, and you are really cool, but I'm not in a place for a commitment at the moment.
3. No.
2. I think you are very attractive, and you are really cool, but I'm not in a place for a commitment at the moment.
3. No.
by The Third and Dirty Sanchez August 3, 2013
Get the The Back Burner Method mug.The act of inviting a girl into your home to get laid by watching Breaking Bad. Step 1: watching the 1st episode. Step 2: about 20 mintues into the 2nd episode, move closer to her. Step 3: once the 3rd episode starts, insert your penis into her vagina. Your welcome.
by Joseph the smartass February 8, 2018
Get the The Breaking Bad method mug.Grant: yo come into our classroom we have a substitute in it
Kyler: alright
The Kyler skipping method
Kyler: alright
The Kyler skipping method
by Thiccboy8042 March 1, 2020
Get the The Kyler skipping method mug.The other night my girlfriend was being a cunt, so when we had intercourse i used the Russel Crowe Method on that bitch.
by Pat Yates August 27, 2009
Get the The Russel Crowe Method mug.A non-sexual method to get pregnant. You first jizz in a turkey baster, then find a REALLY ugly ass girl who wants a kid but is too ugly to just even kiss, then you shove the turkey baster into the girls vagina and squeeze.
Guy #1; Yo that girl mad ugly, but I need a son but I dont wanna fuck dat.
Guy #2: When in doubt, The Turkey Baster Method my friend, jizz in dat baster, den shove dat shit in dat pusy niga!
Guy #2: When in doubt, The Turkey Baster Method my friend, jizz in dat baster, den shove dat shit in dat pusy niga!
by bbnk April 22, 2011
Get the The Turkey Baster Method mug.A sexual act, apparently originating from Gateshead in which a man who does not want his girlfriend to get pregnant but has engaged in unprotected sex with her lets his friend ejaculate inside his girlfriend, which "cancels out" the first man's sperm.
Chavette 1 "Hoy, did ya use a condom?"
Chavette 2 "Nah, ah used "The Cancelling-Out Method" "
Chavette 1 "Good call, ya divvn't want to get pregnant a fourth time"
Chavette 2 "Nah, ah used "The Cancelling-Out Method" "
Chavette 1 "Good call, ya divvn't want to get pregnant a fourth time"
by geordieSpeak January 24, 2011
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