When you masturbate furiously with a drunken flaccid penis, in the hope that it will somehow come alive through your hopeless need.
Jim had had at least 7 scotches and when he was realistic about it, it was more like 9. It was starting to look like one of those nights where he'd need the plumber method to get things going.
by TheDuckMan May 30, 2009
by Alex Tosch September 06, 2006
An inconspicuous method a beach goer uses to relieve himself while around a group of people. The process of the Swarty Method is as follows: dig small hole in sand, laying belly down nonchalantly open board shorts and place genitals in hole, release urine and casually talk among the group, when finished and still laying down gently place genitals back in board shorts and close shorts, in one motion stand up and swoop sand over hole and resume socializing.
The beach goer just shotgunned five beers while talking with the most beautiful girl he had ever met. His fear was to leave her with his friends while he used the restroom so instead he used the Swarty Method to continue his flirtations with his new found friend.
by Aswart August 11, 2010
When a short man has sex with a tall woman, he stands on a bucket. When the man is ready to ejaculate, the woman kicks the bucket from under the man.
by Randango September 06, 2006
Wearing large amounts of perfume, cologne, body spray, hair product and body powder in an attempt to cover up the fact that you skipped bathing for a day, or days. Very common in 16th, 17th and 18th centuries in France and other European countries.
by Mouse A February 07, 2010
AKA the fuck it method, this method is used when giving up and/or not doing something because you couldn't care less.
by lemongrease November 07, 2013