Tarzan-a-gram

Barely intelligible text messages sadly lacking basic, remedial grammar either by human or spell correct error. May include random words which dramatically change the meaning of the intended message.

EXAMPLE: Bob just text me an awesome Tarzan-a-gram saying "We go dinner game end dark?" or "My daughter is selling Girl Scout pussies. Would you like some?"

by oobyek February 23, 2014

gram carbide

what dumb asses put as an answer on a test

Q. What is another name for gamma FeOOH?
A. gram carbide?

by gcarbide May 14, 2010

grams cracka

A grams cracka is a very white grandma!!!! You know who they are.

*on the freeway in the fast lane*
"Why is this person going soooo slowly"
*passes*
"Ohhhhhh she's a grams cracka"

by Jojo33 July 04, 2015

gram-blast

To expose a person or situation via social media, especially instagram.

I can't believe you put me on gram-blast at the party! Now everyone in school is going to know how drunk I was.

by MrMeanwhile April 26, 2017

gram regrets

That feeling of regret when you post an instagram and it does not get a lot of likes

" Suz, I have major gram regrets. Should I delete the photo?"

by Mary Bee February 08, 2016

grammed

The act of saying/spelling a word wrong in such an amazingly stupid manner that you should be labeled as such.

dude u grammed, It's actually said/spelled...

by BS000 January 29, 2019

Andew Gram

Definition :Means that he likes to get cooked to rammed and go to male gay orgies where he gets his asshole pillaged buy cracked out men.

Andew gram

are you alright your walking really strange
Yeah mate im ok i just got my asshole thrashed last night

by Certifryedmethhead September 06, 2019