wacker packer

basically the grand canyon of whores.

My sister is the biggest wacker packer I have ever met.

by MC² August 30, 2020

Quack-wacker

A man/woman you masturbates to ducks.

"You probably like to jerk off to ducks. You're a Quack-wacker".

by JuliusSneezer November 30, 2016

tattle wacker

A small penis

You heard about Jack? He has a tattle wacker

by Tattle wacker July 12, 2017

Fart Wacker

Someone who wafts the farts around so that other people can smell it.

No one likes a fart wacker on the bus. They air out their farts for everyone to smell.
John is such a fart wacker. Let's beat him up!

by Captain Crunch is my Dad October 20, 2023