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Wig Wog

A racist term used when describing a Black person (wog) with blonde hair, doesn't necessarily have to look like a wig.
John : look at that fucking wig wog over there!
Joe : ahaha! what a coon!
by hateallblacks March 8, 2009
mugGet the Wig Wogmug.

Porridge Wogs

A true term used for scottish people.
According to Nick's grandma.
' the problem with Scotland is, its full of bloody Porridge Wogs.'
mugGet the Porridge Wogsmug.

Porridge Wog

Porridge Wog is a nickname for a Scotsman.
There are many traditional stories around about the tight fisted nature of Porridge Wogs however I have never met one that is over 5 feet 6 tall who is anything other than generous to a fault. However, I have yet to meet one under 5 feet 6 tall who would buy a drink for anyone. This strange breed of Dwarf Porridge Wog has an amazing sense of balance due to the possession of a chip on each shoulder. Usually GWAR.

Whilst the common or garden full size Porridge Wog is an open minded life and soul of the party the Dwarf Porridge Wog never tires of telling you how great Scotchland is yet he never has the decency to bugger off back there and leave us all in peace.
by Daw the Gnaw July 15, 2011
mugGet the Porridge Wogmug.

Wog's breakfast

A complete mess - or an unappetizing meal (especially foreign food).
My work station is a like a wog's breakfast. I had better tidy it up.

I don't care how tasty Filipino food is, it always looks like a wog's breakfast.

Ever since John became manager this department has been a complete wog's breakfast.
by Craig in the Hat March 14, 2010
mugGet the Wog's breakfastmug.

Wog sock

A hat that blacks and students wear to contain dreadlocks
"hey look at that student he's wearing a wog sock although he has no dreads or afro"
by unholy.goat December 18, 2008
mugGet the Wog sockmug.

Wog Shower

The act of spraying large amounts of deodorant and cologne instead of showering
Person 1: Do you need to take a rinse before we head out to the club tonight?
Person 2: Nah, I'll just take a wog shower
by albanianlebron October 21, 2022
mugGet the Wog Showermug.

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