Ultimate funzies

Really funzies; having a amazing time.

I had ultimate funzies at the concert last night because we were smoking butts.

by Funzies Guy July 25, 2023

Ultimate Paigonist

Charlie Martin at arnav mauryas legendary sleepover

PLuh, Charlie was being the ultimate Paigonist

by jackharlowcombomeal September 10, 2023

Ultimate bamf

Someone who sneaks out of their house while grounded. Usually to participate in activities like drinking, hook ups, or watching pixar movies.

1 - Wow Lili is the Ultimate Bamf
2 - I know!! I heard she snuck out to get drunk with the biker guys.
1 - Yeh, then ditched them and went to watch Pixar with her other Ultimate bamf friend!

by Lucy Cypher April 12, 2011

Ultimate Taekwondon't

When a Martial Arts instructor attempts to demonstrate a technique, skill or breaking demonstration to their students and fails in a very obvious and embarrasing manner usually resulting in akward silence and lowered credibility for the instructor and the school.

Master Dennis attempted to break 6 bricks last night in class and totally failed! Even after 4 attempts he couldn't get through them all. It was a joke, what a phony. He even had the nerve to say afterward that he has never missed a break. Bet he won't do that again in front of everyone. That Fat Pussy. Thought we were supposed to be learing Ultimate Taekowndo, more like Ultimate Taekwondon't.

Example 2, Saw a great Ultimate Taekwondon't at practice tonight. Mikey tried to show us how to do that spin kick on the heavy bags and fell right on his fucking ass. That lazy fuck has no business wearing a uniform let alone a 4th degree black belt! That fat fuck!

by The Original Karate Kid March 14, 2011

ultimate celebration

A cocktail comprised of 5 Hour Energy and bottom shelf champagne. Proportions are typically one bottle of 5 Hour Energy to one bottle of champagne. More aggressive partiers may consider a 1 part each mixture for maximum celebration.

The playa is going to be amazing tonight. Can you pour me some ultimate celebration?

by DRplaya September 11, 2013

the ultimate karma

Human's disregard for nature, other species etc. causing climate change that hurts humans, bad, real bad.

He’s late to veganism. The ultimate karma is alive and well.

by Old Spicey May 19, 2019

The ultimate prank

The ultimate prank- the Art of Pranking someone majorly. It is quite rare and is considered a priviledge if you are the victim or prankster. If overused, it loses its meaning.

Coolgurlz.!- Hey! whatcha up to this weekend??
Voldiluver101- umm. The Ultimate Prank, and yourself?
Coolgurlz.!- kewl! Can i join??
Voldiluver101- no way!!!! Go watch harry potter or something!

by Trix Mac-Nix August 12, 2008