You Ain't Got the Answers 

Infamous quote from Kanye West

1. What you tell someone when they try to give you unwanted advice or suggestions on what you should have or should not have done or;

2. Another way of telling someone they don't know what they are talking about and they need to shut up.

1. Gina: Pam, after Dane slapped you across the face, what you should have done was...
Pam (interrupts): You Ain't Got the Answers GINA! YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS!!!

2. Bill: What?! Kobe is better than LeBron

Steve: How you figure?

Bill: Lebron has...
Steve (rudely interrupts): You Ain't Got the Answers, Bill! STOP!

You Ain't Got the Answers by paradoxpredator December 3, 2013

Don't Mention the War

A popular phrase of avoidance borrowed from British sitcom, Fawlty Towers.

"Have you taken out the garbage?" "Don't mention the war."

"Are you enjoying your meal?" "Don't mention the war."

Don't Mention the War by manuelsdaughter December 13, 2009

Don't hate the player hate the game 

Another way of saying don't blame me; this is how the system works.

Don't hate the player hate the game ... Or society made me do it, or the system is flawed and I've figured out how to work it, or everyone else is cheating too, or I hope I don't go to prison.

Don't hate the player hate the game by halmonkey May 2, 2013

hasn't seen the football since the kickoff 

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.

The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.

hasn't seen the football since the kickoff by Forensics Shiznit May 18, 2020

The World Doesn't Revolve Around You 

Fuck you, but without using the word "fuck".

Son: "Mom, I'm really hungry right now, I want some more food."
Mom (Karen): "You need to share with your little sister."
Son: "But she has already eaten three bowls of it already!"
Mom: "She's younger than you, and besides: THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU!!!11!!"
Son: "Yeah, FUCK YOU TOO then!"

The World Doesn't Revolve Around You by VectorFluxion December 2, 2020

Didn't have the cameras on 

Didn't have the cameras on is a phrase used when a popular youtuber FlightReacts, proclaims that he has done something significant, but he doesn't have any physical evidence to prove so.

*Flight sees a dude 360 windmill dunk*

Flight: "Oh yeah I've done that before back last year just didn't have the cameras on"

Didn't have the cameras on by Fearrr June 17, 2020

Don't believe the hype 

Ignore the media, marketing, buzz, or rumors around a story, object or person -- it's nothing special. From the 1988 Public Enemy single "Don't Believe The Hype", which fought back against negative press about the band.

"Is the new Star Wars movie any good?"
"Nah, don't believe the hype"

Don't believe the hype by stones throw August 27, 2008