by Frado Lexington November 9, 2014

Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake
by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 9, 2022

The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.
The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.
The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.
"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."
by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019

When playing Victoria II or any other
game happening during enter historical period, Napoleoned refers to the invasion of a coalition involving France when playing as Russia
game happening during enter historical period, Napoleoned refers to the invasion of a coalition involving France when playing as Russia
by Thevictoria II player December 9, 2023

by MikeClaw December 11, 2019

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nacho Libre: The First Juvenile Release For Napoleon Dynamite; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nacho Libre: The First Juvenile Release For Napoleon Dynamite; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

that one historical figure WE (me you EVERYONE) are ALL gooning to in the MASSIVE 2025🤤 but also somewhat dislike
someone: yo bro you like napoleon tell me about him
me: napoleon bonaparte mentioned.? Oh no.. It's growing.. it’s raising.. ITS RIPPING THROUGH MY PANTS!!! the substance spilling. yh but i kinda dislike him anyways yaps about napoleon
me: napoleon bonaparte mentioned.? Oh no.. It's growing.. it’s raising.. ITS RIPPING THROUGH MY PANTS!!! the substance spilling. yh but i kinda dislike him anyways yaps about napoleon
by napoleons #1 GOONER😹✌️ April 29, 2025
