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Napoleon bike ride

Fucking a girl from behind while a midget rides on her bike.
I get all my exercise from weekly Napoleon bike rides.
by Frado Lexington November 9, 2014
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When you are with a girl and she shows signs and celebrates but you still get no pussy
Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake
by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 9, 2022
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Soldiering through the Long Russian Winter with Napoleon

The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.

The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.
"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."
by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019
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Simp for Napoleon

When you get too hyped up for a short dead man, later you become him
WOW are you a Simp for Napoleon?

Lexi: yes
by Skrekdaddywowza March 18, 2022
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napoleon nipple noodle sandwich

This defines someone who wears a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich on it. The sandwich is near their nipple (right on top). The person who thought of this name was also eating ramen so that is where the noodle is from. And the napoleon?? I really don´t know..
person 1: You are such a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich!
person 2: Why am I a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich?
person 1: You are wearing a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich near your nipple!!
by lomindsfp May 11, 2022
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Napoleon

Napoleon Bonaparte was one of the most successful generals of the French revolutionary armies. He was emperor of France from 1804-14, and in 1815. Napoleon Bonaparte (1768-1821) is regarded as one of history's greatest military leaders.
Solider: sir, the ship is going down!
Napoleon: there is nothing we can do.
by OKitsnathan9579 September 23, 2023
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Napoleon

"Napoleon" is a noble way to say goodbye
"I'll see you next sunday. Napoleon!"
"Alright, see you then. Napoleon!"
by Napoleonnomomom January 28, 2024
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