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Melvin

A man that likes girls named Vayda. Melvins really like Vayda’s because she has such a caring heart and loves dogs. Melvin wants to buy her a bracelet. TRUE LOVE !!!!
Melvin: Vayda is so HOT I am going to buy her a bracelet.

Vayda: I love the bracelet thanks Melvin

They kiss true love
by TRUE LOVERS.COM March 11, 2023
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MELVIN MEE

A very gay man . He is the king of the Gym . Very likely to own your very dicks . When MELVIN MEE winks at you your dicks is melvin's now.
Man: wow MELVIN MEE just winked at me
Another man : your dick belonged to him now
by Rxdxy December 30, 2017
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Melvin

Shit ass australian guy who laughs a little funny.
"When you laugh you sound like a Melvin"
by KutikiPlayz October 23, 2022
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Melvin

Very black
Melvin from 8126 is very black
by BinInLaden November 23, 2021
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Melvined

To make incredibly bad bets which you can't cover. To such a degree that it could fuck up everything in the known world.

As when Melvin Capital engaged in naked short selling causing historic losses and a global financial crisis in 2021.
Holy shit we just Melvined the whole fucking thing.
by PuppetJustice November 20, 2021
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Melvin

A type of wedgie given from the front, displacing the penis and squashing the testicles
Joe and Ethan were playing a wedgie game. They did rock, paper, sizzors in rounds of ten. Whoever lost one round, they got a wedgie from the back. Joe won the first round. Ethan turned round and Joe dug into his trousers and seized his red calvin klien boxer-briefs and gave him a wedgie. Ethan giggled as he felt his underwear go in between his ass cheeks. They went again. Joe hit a rock and Ethan hit sizzors, he lost again! Ethan sighed but laughed as he stood facing Joe. Joe laughed as he pulled up Ethan's shirt and sized the front of his red calvin Klien boxer-briefs, Joe tugged them right up to Ethan's stomach, giving him a melvin, displacing his penis and squashing his testicles. Good for Ethan that he won the next round and tugged Joe's white Topman boxer-briefs hard up his ass.
by Spectreactivecamo December 3, 2021
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Melvin

A crazy dude that is super cool and really amazing, he is so cool that he starts to drink jäger,

Melvin is amazing and very hilarious and can make people crack up with a bad joke because that is how funny he is lol

Melvin is the coolest name that you could have on the block.
Hey! Have u seen the new kid in class? No, who is it? It is that really funny guy and u probably know his name!

Oh yeah! It's Melvin! He is a crazy and hilarious dude lmao
by startklar med jäger December 3, 2018
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