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Maxwell

Maxwell usually goes by Max, but people who are super close to him know he likes Maxwell better. Maxwell is so funny and lighthearted. He is very flirty, but deep down has many insecurities. He has great music taste and he knows how to make you smile even on the worst days. Maxwell loves sports (especially soccer and basketball) but hates when people ask if he plays basketball because of his height. He is handsome with captivating eyes and has the most beautiful eyelashes. He is only vulnerable with people he deeply trusts and hates showing his weaknesses to most. Sometimes he doesn’t think before he acts but he has a loving heart and a beautiful, contagious smile that doesn’t want to hurt. Maxwell is a light to people’s lives and inspires. Sometimes he doesn’t know how great he is, but tries to be over confident in public. Don’t mess with his loved ones because he will mess you up. He is sooo smart and very intelligent and sometimes doesn’t recognize that. He can do anything when he puts his mind to it and loves deeply.

Overall Maxwell is an amazing person. I will love him always.
Maxwell be fine asllllll🤠
by mexican food April 24, 2022
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Murdoch Maxwell

a panarcho-curious austro-geolibertarian ultramunicipalist peacenik cappie simp
Oh that Murdoch Maxwell is a cringe capitalist or something.
by SlangMoribundInstitute July 30, 2022
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Maxwell house

A company that might be as in trouble as taxis and many other companies if they don't wake up with a cup of their own coffee and fight.
Maxwell House was trusted for over one hundred years, but if people like the cultish bubbly girl have anything to do with it, they won't be trusted much longer. Out with the old, in with the new (and fuck the families of anybody that had a job there) is the motto she lives by.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
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Maxwell Elliot Scrotum Dent

"Hey, whats plaqueboymax's real name?"
""its maxwell elliot scrotum dent""
"oh!"
by vonsvault January 19, 2024
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Maxwell

Someone who's smart, athletic, tall, and abnormally good at and invested in niche activities. He generally looks good and can fish out potential romantic partners from right under the nose of the competition. He inspires others to be positive and happy, even if when he's alone he is neither of those things. He likes to make jokes simply because watching others laugh makes himself joyous as well. He is ambitious academically, though failures never set him back. Though he may be not particularly great at putting up Christmas lights, he is fun to be around and in bed with.
Person1: Do you see that loser searching his own name on urban dictionary to feel better about themselves?
Person2: Don't say that, they're an absolute Maxwell!
by FlappyPappy December 5, 2020
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Gavin "maxipad" Maxwell

by urmom69490 May 9, 2022
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Maxwell Goddard

WAXYMELT is ginger like the orange flavoured doritos you will find in a crisp packet. He is delightful and is especially nice to his boyfriend Barhem Ibuohgay. He goes to the gym (to suck cock) and loses muscle due to him munching on too much Iranian spices. He believes in Allah and the bible and prays to him to become homosexual. He found the inspiration from his lover Barhem Ibuogay. Maxwell circumnavigated the globe just to steal Iranian oil and piss off the Iranian leader, Ali Khamenei. Waxymelt is also Jewish meaning he has a big cock. The end!
BOOM BOOM BOOM MEHRAB IS IN MY ROOM, WAXYMELT IS STEALING FROM HIM

Maxwell Goddard loves Barhem Ibouhgay
by IAMTHEORIGINALBARHEM February 2, 2023
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