chicken jab

specialty by wuskin
max won on retro , she's getting the chicken jab tonight
by heaAddict April 17, 2024
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Pump the jab

A term relating to combat fighting in which you are constantly punching with your lead hand over and over again.
"My coach told me I need to pump the jab more so I can do more damage to my opponent."
by Jkjam01 September 8, 2025
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Jab

Damn that jab over there plays D&D.
by webbu_r May 7, 2019
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Jolly-Jabbed

Someone who tries to get vaccinated a multiple times the recommended number of jabs, because these extra shots had apparently helped them “stay healthy” with quasi-zero adverse effects, while at the same time relieving them of acute or chronic pain, or getting rid of other health conditions.
Mr. Mandal, who claimed to have been jolly-jabbed at least 11 times of the Covid-19 vaccine, was barred from receiving his 12th shot, after the authorities horrifyingly found out about his serial deceits.
by MathPlus January 7, 2022
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extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.
this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through
by terrobite January 9, 2019
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Jabbing

It is the action of jerking off into you hands and rubbing it on as after shave to attract your next jab
If your shaving you should be jabbing
by Rogèrio July 31, 2022
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Stag and Jab

A typical alpha male dick move, will prey upon the insecurities of his handsome young target for instance, Valentines Day, and while appearing single and sweet and heartfelt at first it finally dawns upon his prey, as the door slams shut behind him wedding ring back on, no number, no goodbye, he was just trying to get it in and you, well you let him think you fell for it because lawd knows you got yours!!
If Joses typical stag and jab routine couldn't work at a singles mixer on Valentines day, well he had other issues to tend to, like that alpacha on his head. Oh I mean toupee. Ew
by CWRocksNYC September 20, 2016
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