Garfield

1- Lasagna ocelot
2- lazy fat cat
3- our lord and savior

Garfield, you fat cat, why are you so lazy and fat

by Fuccyou2022022010230 January 28, 2022

Izzybella and Andrew Garfield

They are meant to be. Izzybella does not care if he’s 38. Andrew Garfield is the best Spider-Man 😮 💨

“IZZYBELLA HAS A CRUSH ON ANDREW GARFIELD!”

Izzybella says “oh yea I do 😮 💨”
“Izzybella and Andrew Garfield are superior together”

by Yesurmomsuncle February 11, 2022

neana garfield

The best person and kindness person ever!

"neana garfield is the coolest person in the world."

by Swagloverlolz April 16, 2022

The Garfield Effect

when you feel tired and off purely because it's a monday

Person: Aw man I'm suffering from The Garfield Effect today
Person2: Oh dude that sucks

by vimwit March 1, 2021

Garfielding

When you are too lazy to have sex so you just lay down and let that pink pussy go on you.

If you're garfielding, you're a bitch.

by Yumi Ishiyama April 12, 2021

Garfieldism

To be manically attracted to Garfield and surrounding art, objects and other forms of Garfield. Especially offensive or strange forms of Garfield are to be counted as Garfieldism.

I think he is into Garfieldism, he has wears a gay Garfield t-shirt from aliexpress and has Garfield pictures on his phone.

by Garfieldist64 June 9, 2021

2004 garfield movie

A funny movie featuring a funny obese orange cat who hates Monday’s who’s owner is Jon Arbuckle. Jon Arbuckle also makes some pretty good lasagna because Garfield eats that shit up. It is also the best movie of 2004.

“Yo, have you seen that one movie from 2004? I forget the name but it’s counted at the funniest in history.”
“Oh yeah! Of course I do. It’s the 2004 Garfield movie you dope.”

by Spencerschamber June 13, 2021