cheek test

When you smack your penile instrument on a girl's cheek to give her a little sample of the size.

How about I give you a little cheek test to see if you would be interested in fornicating with me?

by veedub November 16, 2006

tilt a cheek

To release a fart whilst sitting, discretely tilting the pelvis to one side so as to raise one buttock above the seat, thereby (hopefully) making room for the fart to escape silently; often done surreptitiously when in the company of others

The only useful thing I learnt as a choirboy was how to tilt a cheek during a long sermon.

by Dave Moony December 1, 2011

Gas Cheeks

A term used to distinguish the difference between two sets of cheeks on the body. Gas passes through the buttocks which has two cheeks. The term is used from someone who has a strong desire to enjoy a buttocks on senior citizens that release gas during sexual activity.

I’m eager to savor that mans GAS CHEEKS when we have sex.

Her gas cheeks spoke louder than her mouth.

When they were nude sunbathing, his gas cheeks were getting sunburned.

by DGPalmSprings April 13, 2019

dormouse cheeks

The act of grinning that makes your cheeks fill out. Often used by British politicians and US Senators.

British PM Tony Blair is a prime example.

by Star Taymar May 20, 2005

bare cheeking

When one lays bare ass on others face

Last night I caught my bestfriend bare cheeking someone

by Bare Cheeker December 30, 2017

Absolutely Cheeks

Being completely terrible at something or to someone.

"She is absolutely cheeks at fort nite"

"I heard his test grade was absolutely cheeks"

by Amplifyer October 22, 2018

chipmunck cheeks

Chipmunck cheeks is someone with big loveable cheeks. You can sqeeze them all day long.

" Look at Darcy Sue. She has chipmunck cheeks"

by bcchristians September 9, 2013