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testicle beads

Testicle beads is a process of first having anal sex, then switching to vaginal while inserting the "sack" into the now wide anus. The woman then tenses up making the hole small again and then you yank your sack out and it makes two popping sounds
I want to try testicle beads with my girlfriend, but I would feel so disgusting doing it
by Foliscious June 27, 2018
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testicle HOE

when a man sticks his cucumber in a old mans buttcheeks until it gets comfy and sticky inside.
by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022
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testicle fuck

Taking scrotum sak and playing throat hockey.
by sightlywaif January 23, 2016
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Testicle fuck

the act of placing a penis in between two testicles and making rapid humping motions repeatedly
The last time I saw a pair of testicles that nice I had to testicle fuck them
by skinnypenis42069 March 24, 2019
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Testicle Tuesday

A Phrase actor Jim Carrey used in his hit movie : Pet Detective
by MayoJohnson_- December 15, 2022
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testicle hopper

1.Some one who is so smug about the size of their testicles that they practically hop around on them like a hippity hop.

Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.

2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.

Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.
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by The lovely testicle hopper January 10, 2014
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testicle milk

The gooey stuff that comes out da schlong.
My girl sure loves to drink testicle milk!
by EkeTIT May 1, 2018
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