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testicle milk

The gooey stuff that comes out da schlong.
My girl sure loves to drink testicle milk!
by EkeTIT May 1, 2018
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testicle porn

Testicle porn, from the Latin origins meaning, to tuck balls behind legs while cumming.

Testi = to tuck

Cules= orgasming greatly.
Dude she was eating my ass and licking my balls...hard...then because I had my junk tuck up between my legs while she was eating it all, so I held it tucked while I came like in testicle porn it was amazing.

I've heard testicle porn is a big new thing, we probably shoulda filmed ourselves doing it.
by Bigdeal1984 March 15, 2017
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testicle licker

Someone who salivates over one's testicles
John Rush loves Erich's balls. What a testicle licker.
by dewsax November 22, 2013
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testicle breathing

Breather deeply into your balls, imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would. Most men never breathe into their balls consciously. This simple practice can be used to stimulate your sex energy and begin to rotate it around the micro-cosmic orbit.
by what_am_i_doing_with_my_life September 18, 2021
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testicle HOE

when a man sticks his cucumber in a old mans buttcheeks until it gets comfy and sticky inside.
by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022
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testicle hopper

1.Some one who is so smug about the size of their testicles that they practically hop around on them like a hippity hop.

Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.

2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.

Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.
Look I. Definition for ex. Of testicle hopper
by The lovely testicle hopper January 10, 2014
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Testicle fuck

the act of placing a penis in between two testicles and making rapid humping motions repeatedly
The last time I saw a pair of testicles that nice I had to testicle fuck them
by skinnypenis42069 March 24, 2019
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