Teambag

In a game which features teabagging frequently online (such as Halo 3), the Teambag is used as the ultimate insult. After one member of the team gets a kill, he then shouts "Teambag" in to his headset, and all players on his team nearby come around and simultaneously teabag the fallen enemies corpse.
Easier when on a smaller map such as Rats Nest or Guardian, as assists are more common so team members will be close by.

"Hey dude there's a guy to your left"
*gets battle rifle headshot*
"TEAMBAG!!!"
*All team members run over to the corpse and hammer the left stick before the other team can see what they are doing*

by Roger Workman December 20, 2008

Violation of Team Rules

A common phrase used by many NCAA Football and basketball coaches that almost always means "smoking marijuana". Since the NCAA doesn't regulate controlled substance use for fear of losing half their great athletes, they allow the individual schools to regulate how much marijuana their athletes smoke. If an individual athlete smokes so much weed that he/she is dumb enough to get caught red-handed smoking or selling, that athlete is suspended for a game in his/her respected sport (Unless Lane Kiffin is the coach in which case it is a mere half game).

Mark: Yo Weezy, I just gotz me some of the best herb, you wanna go VTR with me?

Weezy: Oh hellz yeayuh. Lets be in Violation of Team Rules!!! (pulls out a bong)

lighting uptokingsmoking weedsmoking420gary buseychronicNCAA

by ttothej101 March 9, 2010

Team Blade

Any intelligent human being who prefers to see both Edward and Jacob impaled and/or beheaded by the Vampire hunter "Blade".
While the opposing teams, team Edward and team Jacob would like to see the character Bella with their respective candidate, members of Team Blade prefer to see Bella hung by the face until dead, just to shut up the hordes of giggling fangirls.

Fangirl: Are you team Edward or team Jacob?
Team Blade member: I'm team Blade. I just want to see both of those fags burn on a stake.

by ITWastrel July 14, 2010

Misf!ts/Team Rocket

A teenage jerking crew coming out of Tacoma, Washington consisting of Slinky, BatMan, Uno, NinPointOhh, Fly Guy, Lil CJ/Legit, Lil Manny/ Prodigy, B Nasty, Freako Suave, DJ, and YB Foolish. The Misf!ts became popular through YouTube Videos because of their humor and extraordinary jerking abilities. They have yet to be outdone by any other crews in the area, thus dubbing themselves "Best of the Mid-West".

The Misf!ts/Team Rocket jerk in Tacoma

by TechnicalDoc August 14, 2009

SEAL Team 6

The bad-ass super-elite warriors who took out Osama bin Laden!

The day a terrorist meets a member of SEAL team 6 is his last day. Hooyah!

by they_got_osama June 11, 2011

teaky

teaky= something which is simultaneously funny and painful and sometimes life- affirming. its the kind of thing you laugh at, and then you feel pretty shitty for laughing at it, and then it makes your heart hurt a little bit because its actually sort of beautiful. the first time i ever heard the word 'teaky' used (i did not invent it) was to describe learning- disabled teenagers doing a ballet duet on television.

the cute show's special on disabled pets was so teaky that my mascara started running

by alice1974 October 19, 2007

Teamer

Those players in a Free for all game mode who are too scared to fight for themselves, so instead they team up with their friend and when they are the only 2, they probably won't do shit till games over.

"Javier and Jacob are fucking teamers in free for all, vote kick them."

by Afellowgamer May 11, 2020