tank

tank is a fat whore and goes to brentwood school. He was involved with a girl who has a moley pussy. He is a great guy but has balls smaller than a sparrows. Everyone loves him, even though he is gay
James Tanquarey
O jesus u are such a tank
wayne shaves his bum hole
by christoff January 20, 2005
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tanks

How some faggots say the word, "thanks".
{Primo}: What time does the Six Eleven open today?
{Craig}: It opens at 11:00am.
{Primo}: Tanks!
by Telephony January 06, 2021
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tank

1. (noun) a person who is so unbelievable masculine, strong ,brave or ballsy.

2. Also a person who has performed an unfathomable action (positive)
Guy 1: Dude, I just scored that chick over there!
Guy 2: Ah, you tank!

Guy 1: I just done a 1000 press ups!
Guy 2: You Tank!
by procrastinater... October 23, 2009
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in the tank

Someone who is extremely hung over, tired, confused, or ill but having to function either at a job or some other event where the person must be on top of their game..
1. "Hey Marie, how's it going?"
- "ugh. I'm in the tank. Tim came home this weekend and I didn't get enough sleep."

2. "Ok, did everyone get that? Tuesday we are going."
-"uh, no.. what was that again?"
"Marie..<annoyed>"
-"Sorry man I must be in the tank today."
by River City Smokers January 28, 2008
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tanking

Thinking in absolute isolation, without any visual or aural aids, influences or clues. Usually done in a special isolation tank, developed by John Lilly, where the tanker lies naked and alone for long periods of time. Such process might interest biologists, writers and psilosophers.
Watch Ken Russell's film "Altered States" for a great take on the subject.
by Boyan K August 10, 2005
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tanking

"her ma gave her a right tanking when she got home"

"i tanked that bitch"
by gemma the llama January 21, 2008
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tank

female that eats more than any person known and enjoys telling details of what she eats to guys
by D. Willy May 18, 2003
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