Tumblr

The end of your social life. It is probably one of the main reasons your are single.
"She's so pretty, why is she still single?"

"Tumblr."

"Oh"
by myfailedlife January 11, 2016
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A microblogging site. Mostly home to both the awesome and horrible side of lefty, progressive types. The five pillars of tumblr are:

1. Memes

2. Fandoms

3. Social Justice

4. Aesthetics

5. Porn
I'm all about the JohnLock fandom on tumblr.
by TheOneSanePersonInTheWorld September 26, 2016
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God tumblr is hell
Tumblr, home of the SJWS
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oh no oh god no not TUMBLR

this website/app is literally cursed with the power of shitposts, tumblr feminists, strange humor, and fandoms

however most of it isn’t a bad thing

(except the extreme feminists)

Known for their strange sense of humor, tumblr literally is the embodiment of why is this funny? But you still laugh anyways. The app is basically a bunch of crackhead teens and adults who have gone insane.

and a crackhead who’s gone more insane then before is REALLY crazy.

Not to mention, there’s the people who only use it for p*rn
Larry who has only had access to the internet for a day: hey have you heard of this website called tumblr?

Allison, but goes by flower because of aesthetic: yea!! I love it. I use it all the time because I’m a huge fan of (insert indie artist here)

Mike: oh I used to use it for looking at female presenting nipples
Pete: I make shitposts on there. I can literally say anything I want and people will think it’s funny.

Normal Joe: oH NO NOT TUMBLR OH GOD
by no but I got cheese whiz March 14, 2019
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Tumblr is a place where people hate themselves and love Satan.
Amandi: you should visit Tumblr
Jamie: Yeah, OK. I'll do it for you.
*One Week Later*
Amandi: How was it?
Jamie: I HATE MYSELF!!! Satan is so misunderstood
Amandi: *claps hands together* *Opens Tumblr* *doesn't come back until a month*
by Inspiretobeyou July 16, 2018
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"Oh, whacha doin' later today?"

**Hisses at outside contact** "Tumblr."
by nostalgicviews April 21, 2013
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1.A website with two sides: the hipster blogs, which aren't that interesting, and the fandoms. The fandom side of Tumblr tends to be the most popular side because it's just weird. Just plain disturbing.
2. Go on Google Translate and type in "tumblr." Translate it into Irish and then translate the Irish into English. There you go.
What did you do last night?
Oh, I just went on Tumblr.
Last time I went on there, I posted a quote from 50 Shades Of Gray. No-one got freaked out, they just posted a GIF from Supernatural.
by vickachu August 16, 2014
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