another term for masturbation. it originally meant when a touchscreen laptop opens apps and shit by itself, without anyone touching it.
by $T0N3R May 1, 2018
Get the ghost touchmug. by Phishticuffs March 18, 2021
Get the Scandinavian Touchmug. The opposite of the 'midas touch'. Rather than everything one touches turning to gold, to have the 'faecal touch' means everything one touches turns to shit.
This can be applied to people who are generally incompetent or just going through a stretch of bad luck.
This can be applied to people who are generally incompetent or just going through a stretch of bad luck.
'How's work going at the moment mate?'
'Just awfully dude, I definitely have the faecal touch. It doesn't matter what I seem to do or how hard I try, everything I am involved with completely fucks up and turns to shit.
'Just awfully dude, I definitely have the faecal touch. It doesn't matter what I seem to do or how hard I try, everything I am involved with completely fucks up and turns to shit.
by AceDegen July 27, 2010
Get the Faecal touchmug. When a man physically touches another man with the intent of making the receiver uncomfortable. In some variations, a rhyme is spoken during the act:
Man Touch,
It's the touch of a man.
Man Touch,
Yes I can.
Man Touch,
Big Strong Hands.
Man Touch,
It's the touch of a man.
Man Touch,
Yes I can.
Man Touch,
Big Strong Hands.
Brendan kept giving me man touch at the party in front of all those girls. He was laughing and it was really embarrassing.
by Kevin Ross January 25, 2009
Get the Man Touchmug. by goofy ahh travis scott May 4, 2022
Get the Monkey Touchmug. Not just an act of gathering and distributing money, per se, but a lifestyle. A way of life that consists of constantly keeping your eye on the prize (money, power, pussy) and hustle in your heart.
"Young man, how often do you engage in Paper Touching?" the man asked. "All day, all the time, pussy on my mind" the young man responded.
by hockey6408 December 18, 2008
Get the Paper Touchingmug. A grab touch is when a state of perfect equilibrium has been achieved between the attacking and defensive players. A grab touch can also be said to have occurred when the motion of both the oncoming player and the tackler has been entirely suspended until support has arrived.
Rob - 'Did you see that monster grab touch by Chris Ashton last weekend?'
Matt - 'Yeah, he certainly stopped him in his tracks!'
Matt - 'Yeah, he certainly stopped him in his tracks!'
by Reyburn123 November 24, 2010
Get the Grab Touchmug.