by ogre06 April 9, 2020
Get the Crank Tissuemug. Ass crack feeling strange? Perhaps it's time to make a change! Switch to Scott brand and not only feel the difference, you'll smell the difference!
Scott tissue it gets the slop out.
Johnny pooped. When he was done he used Scott to whipe his bum.
Scott tissue it gets the slop out.
Johnny pooped. When he was done he used Scott to whipe his bum.
by LilJa December 18, 2013
Get the scott tissuemug. Blowing your nose as a large wave crashes over you, therefore eliminating snot/boogers in a discreet way. Commonly used by those too lazy to just get out of the water and find a tissue.
While I was on a date with Cameron I could tell my nose was about to drip. Rather than gross him out I quickly used the Wave Tissue!
by ShannaBanana15 July 31, 2010
Get the Wave Tissuemug. Wife: Honey, did we run out of anal tissue again?
Husband: Yeah, I'm gonna buy some at the local store.
Husband: Yeah, I'm gonna buy some at the local store.
by Pannwinner1 May 25, 2023
Get the anal tissuemug. People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.
by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
Get the more issues than tissuesmug. by bk_kicks_ass December 11, 2013
Get the balls and tissuemug. by Big little v November 5, 2013
Get the tissue paintingmug.