by Opidogg May 13, 2023
The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box
Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?
Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.
Person 1: right on!
Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.
Person 1: right on!
by Kevin Sanchez February 06, 2018
Ass crack feeling strange? Perhaps it's time to make a change! Switch to Scott brand and not only feel the difference, you'll smell the difference!
Scott tissue it gets the slop out.
Johnny pooped. When he was done he used Scott to whipe his bum.
Scott tissue it gets the slop out.
Johnny pooped. When he was done he used Scott to whipe his bum.
by LilJa December 16, 2013
1: Dude, I've got some bad allergies today!
2: Don't use the tissues in Mrs. Taylor's room, she has fart tissues!
2: Don't use the tissues in Mrs. Taylor's room, she has fart tissues!
by spookyscarysharts October 11, 2021
A tissue vandal is a janitors worst nightmare. Usually anonymous, this person (or sometimes people depending on how bad the situation is) will vandalize school toilets by using wet tissue mainly soaked with water.
There are different types of tissue vandals, the most common being the chuck'n'splat kind. These people will wet tissue and Chuck it with the aim of getting it in a high-up place (the higher, the supposedly the better)
Some tissue vandals are also soapfitti artist as well and take pleasure in smudging mirrors with the bog standard soap from the easily accessible soap dispensers
There are different types of tissue vandals, the most common being the chuck'n'splat kind. These people will wet tissue and Chuck it with the aim of getting it in a high-up place (the higher, the supposedly the better)
Some tissue vandals are also soapfitti artist as well and take pleasure in smudging mirrors with the bog standard soap from the easily accessible soap dispensers
by Sai-Chan June 22, 2021