The Furry Mitten

When partaking in le' sexy times and your cat pokes your butthole with his/her paw.

Girl: Hey honey, wanna take this upstairs?
Guy: Just make sure the cat isn't in the room this time.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Last time he have me The Furry Mitten. Most uncomfortable minute of my life..

by RentedBlackbird January 24, 2013

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The Funnyman Depression

When you come back home from being the funny person in the group and you become depressed

Friend: Hey dude wanna go hangout?
Funnyman: Sorry dude, I'm kinda depressed I've got The Funnyman Depression

by The Funny August 17, 2020

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What-the-Fucksplosion

The resulting event from something so appalling that it actually creates concussive waves of what-the-fuck, with a force sometimes in excess of 30,000 Newtons.

What-the-fucksplosions were iterated everywhere when all of the earth's water suddenly turned into bears.

by ThePigThatArfs August 29, 2009

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Rimming the Future

To manipulate the events in the present or to redefine the past with the goal of achieving a particular desired future.

Person 1: "Dude, your economics degree seems so boring. Why do you even bother?"
Person 2: "Bro, I'm just rimming the future"

Person 1: "Why do US history books put an emphasis on the US involvement in WWII as if they won the war when Russia actually did?"
Person 2: "They were just rimming the future"

by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017

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