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thong song

a song sung about a certain article of clothing in which a long string of clothe runs directly between the cheeks of one's butt butt butt and is VERY scandalous
"i think i'll sing it again she bang she bop bop, THONG SONG"
by malllllllllll June 23, 2006
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thong

1). A peice of lingerie that goes up your ass. Comfortable. Most would disagree, but some say it is comfy, like me.

2). A sandle or flip flop worn in Summer.
1). When we were shopping, we saw a thong for $5, so we bought it.

2). I had a pair or thongs, but i must have misplaced them.
by Pickles March 25, 2005
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pull me thong

a thong worn by a girl or young woman the top of which is visible because her pants have come down due to sitting or bending over
Due to the accessibility of the thong, men might be tempted to give it a pull.
Check out that Victoria's Secret black thong on that chick bending over over there. Don't be that girl!
by (none) October 30, 2003
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thong wearer

Angus is a thong wearer at night
by AngyChiny July 9, 2006
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Thong Toffee

A slimline skid-mark that discolors the string section of a thong.
I picked up her sexy underwear and was mortified to discover a substantial portion of thong toffee therein.
by BTKidd August 24, 2008
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Thong Burn

That moment when you try to pull your pants up and accidentally grab your thong too and the friction causes your ass crack and/or vagina to burn.
"I pulled up my pants and gave myself Thong Burn."

"Wow I now have really bad Thong Burn!"

"I don't like thongs for the risk of getting Thong Burn."
by Zarrasai February 6, 2014
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jizz-a-thon

An event in which men run a certain distance(varies) while jacking off along the way, thus jizzing all over the place.
guy one: dude how did the jizz-a-thon go?
guy two: it was great man, I jizzed at least 5 times in 2 miles.
by AyYoMaDood April 2, 2010
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