Jake-thirty

1. N. Term coined in Central Texas to describe when it is an acceptable time to call your dealer. Was originally used only to refer to "Jake", but is now acceptable to use when referring to any dealer. One may also feel free to substitute their dealer's name for "Jake".

See: Jake-O'clock, Drug-thirty, Drug-O'clock

Jessica: Is it after noon yet? You know you can't call 'til after noon.
Kevin: It's 12:15.
Jessica: Sounds like Jake-thirty to me!

by ElleC July 21, 2008

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Tight Dirty Thirty Balls

-T.D.T.B. A transitional state of a man’s testicals in which they no longer have the luster of youth they once had in their 20’s

-Noun: wrinkled, testicles that belong to a man 30 years or older. (more commonly referred to as T.D.T.B.)

-Balls that always seem to be sweaty and sticky

Girl 1: "So, how is Gordan in bed?"

Girl 2: " he was turning me on and all, but then I felt his Tight Dirty Thirty Balls (T.D.T.B) and I would have needed to do some blow to get on that!

I don't Have old man balls i still have T.D.T.B

by Mr Mc MoMo December 5, 2011

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crack thirty

Time of night when crackheads are out on the streets. Usually used to imply a scandalous or shady time of night, like 3 AM in the ghetto.

Some bitch woke me up last night at crack thirty in the morning just so he could score a gram off me. What a punk.

alternately:

We can't ride the subway at crack thirty in the morning, we'll get mugged!

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

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dirty thirty

A sexual act performed by one girl, thirty guys and a merry-go-round. To do this, the girl kneels on the edge of the merry-go-round and the merry-go-round is given a swift spin. As the merry-go-round spins, the girl then gives head to each male in the circle, creating a seemingly endless circle of blow jobs.

Jimmy: Hey, did you get the dirty thirty?
Leo: No, I can't drink, there are exams this week.
Jimmy: No, I mean the dirty thirty from Nafer.

by sweetlou69 April 24, 2010

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Dirty thirty

The age in which it becomes socially unacceptable for a man to ogle and hit on any female under the age of 20. Its just creepy to see a dirty old man (age 30 and over) salivating over a hot young thing (less than 20 years old)!

It didn't bother me so much when Bill was 29 and hitting on the hot little 19 year-olds, but now that he is dirty thirty, it is just sad to watch.

by E.J.K. January 26, 2008

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