Stroking the Therapy Chicken

To masturbate

Ever since Bobby hit puberty we can’t get him out of the bathroom, he spends all day in there stroking the therapy chicken.

by NeelaRasgotra August 8, 2009

Virtual Murder Therapy

The act of killing virtual enemies (humanoid or otherwise) in a video game as a means of relieving stress. Does not necessarily indicate violent tendencies in the practicioner. Abbreviated VMT.

I'm playing some Call of Duty. It was a rough day and I need some virtual murder therapy.

by Sulagar May 3, 2011

Hot Cocoa Therapy

The act of snuggling under a blanket and hiding from the cold by nurturing a mug of hot cocoa as the name implies. Practiced by many who suffer from Cold Anxiety.

Clay: Hey Becca! Wanna go build a snowman?
Becca: Fuck that shit Clay! I'm staying here and enjoying some Hot Cocoa Therapy! Fuck you and your snow man too!

by WeebabySeamus October 5, 2011

Drip Therapy

When the coffee is almost done, and you watch it drip until it stops. This action is usually followed by partying with your amigos without drinking, playing hours of Word of Warcraft, or simply being an Hispanic pimp-daddy. Coined by Este Chingon.

I'm so tired from that raid last night. I'm going to use drip therapy and party hard all day all day.

by Gregthe1000 May 2, 2011

Liquid Therapy

v- the act of drinking with friends or family to have a good time. especially girls because when they drink up, they get talkative and it all comes out.

v- drinking to get impaired ;)

lets go have some liquid therapy fun!

by da crunks July 1, 2011

Car Therapy

The act of talking about your love life, feelings, or anything else fucked up that happened to you inside a car with two friends of yours. This iconic trio must consist of one homosexual friend with a driving license, one female friend with extraordinary red hair, and you. Car therapy has also a mandatory stop at a drive-thru where the driver must explain to the fast-food employee the fucked-up subject of the night.

-Hey my best friend is about to get married to my ex
-OMG, that's so sad, Car Therapy right now, we will stop at McDonald's to see what the cashier thinks about it

by JimTheFabulous January 21, 2022

suction therapy

Long, intense blow job.

Suction therapy completely relieves men of their stress.

by heaspecialist October 16, 2009