Shirt Kid

very fat children who swim in t-shirts at the pool because they are insecure about their fatness. usually boys

tom: i was a shirt kid when i was little
sara: i could of guessed that

by shirtkid April 14, 2010

To tee-shirt

To jump and lift the shirt up over an unsuspecting person and to then hug tight to the chest without letting go. It can be a jackass move or a romantic move.

-Dude.
-What?
-I'm going to tee-shirt my girlfriend after class.
-Why? I already did it for you.

by JSJB358 May 17, 2009

Wrongful Shirt

A tortious claim against a defendant for a patently bad shirt. This designation is determined by examining such elements as the texture, color and and pattern of the shirt. Various button configurations are also evaluated based on the following categories; two button, three button, button up and no button. The degree of severity can be judged by these distinction.

Doug wore an ugly brown shirt, so Tony Chase sued Doug for wrongful shirt in federal court. Bases on this, does International Shoe still work for you?

by Daisy Crawford December 15, 2008

T Shirt

A shirt in the shape of a T

Person: "I just bought a shirt in the shape of a T. I think it is a t shirt. What do you think?"

by Evil October 18, 2003

Half-Shirt

1/32 oz of Cocaine or Crystal meth,One half of a Teener/ Tee shirt.

I need 50 bucks for that half-shirt homie.

Ol' Girl still owes me for that half-shirt.

by Frank Merck'em February 3, 2014

Shirt Pull

The comforting action of pinching a shirt slightly above the belly button area, extending the arm and quickly releasing. This action is done subconsciously by many to provide a euphoric feeling of comfort and relief. The shirt-pull has gone mildly unnoticed for several years but spotting a shirt-pull has now become a national pastime as many have discovered the delight and joy of identifying

somebody mid-shirtpull.
*When correctly identifying a shirt-pull, it is crucial to "chalk-one-up", in order to correctly keep a mental tally.

"Hahahaha buddy over there just shirt pulled!"
"Dude did you see that monstrous shirt pull?"
Man, the other day I was -shirt pull- ...
Bootler looooves shirtpulling

by Rawk-14 May 30, 2009

shirt dress

n.

The same thing as a tall tee. Using this word to describe this type of shirt puts emphasis on how much it looks like a dress.

"Dude, look at that goofy chump wearing that shirt dress acting all gangsta. My girlfriend has the same one in green."

"Yeah, I can see his vagina when he wears it while riding a bike."

by jarred retro May 9, 2008