Umbrella tetris

The activity in which you are carrying an umbrella and walking with or towards others who have umbrellas and you attempt to pass each other without your umbrellas hitting each other by moving the umbrellas so that there is room between them all.

"We were playing umbrella tetris all the way to work with those guys."

by Z... September 13, 2011

chocolate umbrella

A hand, closed into a fist (either a punching fist or a fisting fist), inserted into the anus and then opened as far as the confines of the cavity will allow.

Our fisting had become mundane and robotic so i decided to spice things up with a chocolate umbrella.

by TheJoePilato April 02, 2016

Licked the Umbrella

Licked the Umbrella is a Northern English saying, meaning you've fucked up or messed up.

(Person drops water all over laptop)
Friend : Mate, you've really licked the umbrella there

by fishandchipsandcurrysauce January 02, 2020

Cum Umbrella

Cum Umbrella: A slang term referring to large, dramatic fake eyelashes worn by women. The exaggerated size and shape of the lashes are humorously likened to an “umbrella,” suggesting they could shield a woman’s eyes from male semen during intimate encounters.

She walked in with these massive eye lashes - Total ‘Cum umbrellas’ ready for anything.

by Cole rivers January 23, 2025

joseph and the amazing technicolor umbrella

AN INSIDE JOKE

ONE DAY WE WERE LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AND SAW A TECHNICOLOR UMBRELLA. THEREFORE IT IS JOSEPH AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR UMBRELLA.

by fromyourpickle March 20, 2018

Cunt Umbrella

1. A shallow silicone cup inserted into the vagina to prevent pregnancy.

2. An insult to demean lesser males.

1. "Ey yo bitch! I wanna get freaky. You rockin' yo Cunt Umbrella??"

2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"

by Zabuckeo January 06, 2014

umbrella kid

Nice way to say tardy

You umbrella kid.

by Supsighted September 25, 2020