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Cum Umbrella

Cum Umbrella: A slang term referring to large, dramatic fake eyelashes worn by women. The exaggerated size and shape of the lashes are humorously likened to an “umbrella,” suggesting they could shield a woman’s eyes from male semen during intimate encounters.
She walked in with these massive eye lashes - Total ‘Cum umbrellas’ ready for anything.
by Cole rivers January 23, 2025
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Visionary Umbrella

Seeing it from the eyes of someone else or you're being affected by someone else's preferences and dislikes without even realizing it.
1) Many Germans were under Hitler's visionary umbrella.
2) My friend Rachel used to enjoy drama films, but now that she is under her boyfriend's visionary umbrella, she doesn't even think about them.
by Water Candle May 4, 2021
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joseph and the amazing technicolor umbrella

ONE DAY WE WERE LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AND SAW A TECHNICOLOR UMBRELLA. THEREFORE IT IS JOSEPH AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR UMBRELLA.
by fromyourpickle May 13, 2018
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Cunt Umbrella

1. A shallow silicone cup inserted into the vagina to prevent pregnancy.

2. An insult to demean lesser males.
1. "Ey yo bitch! I wanna get freaky. You rockin' yo Cunt Umbrella??"

2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"
by Zabuckeo January 6, 2014
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the "gay umbrella,,

non men loving non men. not an umbrella term for you other lgbtq fckers. "omg i'm so gay,,-a bi/pan/omni/poly/ace/etc person. no tf ur not. ur QUEER not gay. no ur not half gay or half lesbian. "it's always been an umbrella term,, yeah so fcking change it dumbass. if you ain't gay and talk over this su. bi has been used as an umbrella term too but it doesn't mean it is dumb fck. it makes ppl uncomfortable. "i'd rather say i'm gay than say i'm pan,, ur such a looser sck my dck uneducated fck.
"you do not come under the "gay umbrella,,. there is no such thing!,,
by chuyashole July 16, 2021
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umbrella

Something u use in the rain to keep yourself dry.
by 1928Sugarcube April 5, 2022
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umbrella pull through

The metaphorical act of mechanically clearing out the bowel area by the rectal insertion of said umbrella, opening it and removing it from within the individual while it remains in the open state, thus replicating the result akin to that of an enema. This act is suggested as a remedy to the individual subsequent to their having passed some particularly pungent gas.
"Jesus Bob, that fart was evil! You so need an umbrella pull through!"
by splatharri February 13, 2018
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