the suicide machines

one of the best freakn punk bands in the world

man, those guys are almost as good as the suicide machines

by PoopFaceMan July 31, 2005

MAC machine

An ATM machine. The company that maintains a lot of ATM machines in New York, New Jersey and Philadelphia is called MAC. Hence, the ATMs in those areas are frequently called MAC machines.

I'm broke; before we go out let me get some cash from the MAC machine.

by MAC Diva June 16, 2004

crysis machine

A $3000 PC made just to run Crysis the graphically awesomest game ever.

My friend just got a Crysis machine and an HDTV with surround sound for more money than what you're worth, then forgot to get Crysis.

by azncompfreak January 28, 2008

Machine Gunning

The act of repeated defecation in one toilet without flushing until said toilet is sufficiently clogged and you and your friends are out of shit.

The other day these people went machine gunning in the first floor bathroom, it’s been out of service ever since.

by houseoflies May 8, 2008

Micro Machines

Micro Machines was a line of toy cars and the like sold in the U.S. from the late 1980s to the mid-late 1990s by Galoob (now owned by Hasbro). They were much smaller than Hot Wheels and Matchbox and came in packages of five. The line also included many playsets, most notably the Highways and Biways collection of restaurants, car washes, farms, etc., connected by plastic track pieces.

Guy #1: Dude, you still have all your old Micro Machines?
Guy #2: Hell yeah, I grew up with those things!

by shadowcaster187 April 26, 2006

machine head

1. A great Metal band.
2. To receive head from a machine, though watch out sometimes it can backfire and you'll need surgery.
3. the tuning pegs of a guitar.

1. Yeah I love machine head they roxors!
2. I got head from a machine, it was good for a while, then *CRUNCH* My wang will never be the same again!
3. I just love to tune my guitar!

by Bill-likes-cakes August 30, 2005

block machine

A computer that is outdated, slow and crashes frequently.

hato : Whats wrong with you computer, why is it so slow.

crumb : This is normal man, windows 95 is so cool.

hato : That shit aint normal, thats a block machine!!!

by Hato Hammer May 16, 2007