No Father Figure

A person that has no father in their life due to ridiculous actions decided by the son or daughter. or rather the father left due to his own decisions in the family. making him no longer the child's owner.
Son: "Hey dad, I got something to tell you."
Father: "Go ahead son, I'll be glad to hear what you'll say."
Son: "I am apart of the LGBTQ community, twitter user, and a Dream Stan!"
*The father soon leaves, without a goodbye to the son, but leaves an excuse instead, making the son have no father figure.
by EEFUS EEF January 30, 2022
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Lerner's Father

Unfortunately this man is yet to be found. Lerner's Mom has had so much sex that it's possible Lerner's Father could be...
Sean Connery, Carson Daly, Muhammad Ali, EDI Cramer, Bill Clinton, or Uncle Ben (yea, the rice guy)
Midshipman 1- "Dude, wanna hang out tonight? A bunch of people are coming, even Lerner's Father."
Midshipman 2- "Really? I've never met him before."
Midshipman 1- "That's ok, neither has Lerner."
by Pedro November 19, 2004
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founding fathers

When you sperm in a girls hair and mix it up so that it resembles a white powdered wig.
Her hair was oily for weeks after she a got a founding fathers!
by Golf swinger on the daily December 16, 2016
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Founding-Father

The act of pouring powderd crack into a Male's urethra, packing it down like a musket, and climaxing into a partner's mouth or nose
You know, I just had to give her ye ol' founding-father
by Chrombompulus Michael October 23, 2019
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No Father Figure

No Father Figure?
by Dictionary0004 May 21, 2022
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father of the pride

The greatest comedy in a long time. Set around the family of the lead lion in the Siegfried and Roy show. This show, despite thde animation, has a very adult and subtle humour. 10/10!!
by Ben Owen June 02, 2005
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NNN Father

A NNN (No Nut November) Father is a person who impregnated someone during November meaning their child would be born in August
Sheev: Hey if your born in August doesn’t that mean your Dad is a NNN Father?
Willy: Whats an NNN Father?
Sheev: It means your dad failed No Nut November to get you
by Trojan November 04, 2019
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