Lerner's Mom

1.The mother of the red-headed jewish albanian.
2.Woman who's pornography alias is "Iliiterate Douche Towel"
3.A synonym for anal princess
4.A sex position where the woman tucks her feet behind her ears as a guy shits in her mouth

Ex.1
Midshipman 1 - "Hey, what'd you do last night?"
Midshipman 2 - "Nothin really, just gave some chick a 'Lerner's Mom.'"

Ex.2
I met this chick last night, she's a real Lerner's mom if you catch my drift.

by Pedro November 17, 2004

Lerner's Father

Unfortunately this man is yet to be found. Lerner's Mom has had so much sex that it's possible Lerner's Father could be...
Sean Connery, Carson Daly, Muhammad Ali, EDI Cramer, Bill Clinton, or Uncle Ben (yea, the rice guy)

Midshipman 1- "Dude, wanna hang out tonight? A bunch of people are coming, even Lerner's Father."
Midshipman 2- "Really? I've never met him before."
Midshipman 1- "That's ok, neither has Lerner."

by Pedro November 18, 2004

Max Lerner

likes cock, mostly...sometimes is found by his roomate, me, playing with a large purple jelly penis.

Elton John, your mom (yes, he swallows), that guy from dawsons creek, boss 2, and most of 3, Hammerschlag. Other people who support the gay rights movement

by Tai Chee October 7, 2003

lerner's mom

1. Mother of Lerner the Greater and Franklin, a turtle known for his reclusive habits.
2. Cherry Joy Bessylance
3. pee pee

Dude, have you seen Lerner's mom?
Yeah, she's legit.

by slob March 20, 2005

danny lerner

big boy with big weiner

He a real danny lerner boy

by young cardi January 4, 2018

Adam Lerner

A Jewish guy with long hair and a porn addiction. Very obsessed with chess and volleyball. Eats McDonald’s on Wednesdays.

I saw Adam Lerner watching Lana Rhoades on the late bus last Wednesday!

by Nico’s No. 1 Fan May 7, 2023