Whatever the fuck ever

Another form of whatever. Used when you just want to add another dose of vulgarity to the sentence.

Jez: So what the fuck are we doing tonight?
Cory: Well, we can either: 1. Party and drink. Or, 2. Drink and party.
Jez: Let's just blaze and fuck.
Cory: Whatever the fuck ever, man. Let's just get some sex. Just giv'r.

by Maya January 17, 2004

best band ever

1. A band that is better then all others.

2. Something there can only be one of. If there is more then one then it is not the best band ever.

3. The best band ever depends on the person you ask.

Cleetus, "yeah, I think Brooks and Dunn, Nickel Creek, and Weezer are the best bands ever."

Ace, "There can only be one best band ever cock sucker. God, I fuckin hate you, you should burn in hell you red neck son of a bitch."

by Sexy Ben September 16, 2005

What Ever Gever

A phrase, origin of which is in Hebrew. It's equivalent to "what ever man" but man is translated to "gever" in hebrew. it's usually used when someone proposes to you something and you just don't care.

He: Hey man let's kick his ass outa here
Me: ahhh...Leave me in you mother

He: Hey man Call me up later, I have something important to tell you.
Me: What Ever Gever...

by Ron Ben David May 13, 2005

The best song ever

Africa-toto

Fred:Let’s listen to Africa-toto
Dave:*has melted at the sheer mention of the best song ever*

by Xx_V1Rg1n_xX June 16, 2018

greatest band ever

Title bestowed on the latest cookie-cutter nü-something band by ignorant MTV obsessed neophytes who know nothing about music, while failing to realize that earlier, and greater, bands influenced the latest crop of down-tuned power-chording hair farmers, and even greater artists influenced them, and so on.

Bands that do not qualify for the title "greatest band ever":

Anything recorded after 1980

End of list. Sorry if you're butt-hurt, but it's true.

by Dr. Badwrench April 6, 2008

when will i ever

in response to someone of attractiveness you will never reach. often used dramatically or to hype up friends

you look so good today! when will i ever?

by gnbitch September 27, 2017

best boyfriend ever

The only man worthy of such title must have the middle name Andrew and his surname needs to end in "bell".

He who is worthy also has the nickname "Tris".

Tristan is the best boyfriend ever

by EmBrehO June 22, 2018