Jumpers in the door

U.S. Army Airborne slang for the phenomenon in which one has to shit so badly it could blow at any moment.

Having 'Jumpers in the door' is an emergency situation usually characterized by a frantic race to the toilet, and in which if a bathroom facility is not located immediately a huge mess in one's underwear could occur.

The actual phrase is coined after a chalk of U.S. Army paratroopers awaiting the green light during an Airborne operation, so they may exit the aircraft -- particularly the number 1 jumper who is waiting directly in front of the door for the light to change.

The civilian equivalent of this expression are, Turtlehead poking our, or TTF - Turd Touching Fabric
Dude #1, "Hey man, why are you walking like that? Where are you going in such a hurry??"

Dude #2, "Can't talk right now bro, got Jumpers in the door.."
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baby door

"he totes slammed my baby door!"

"my baby door was knocked off its hinges last night!"
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Bitch, the door.

When some stupid mother fucker says the most goddamn stupid bullshit in history that they need to exit the premises and shut the absolute fuck up.
"Ex Girl: Hey, Can we date again?
You: Bitch, the door."
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Door rat

A small mischevious rodent who enjoys getting in your business. Commonly lives under door mats. Main adversary; house cat.
damn, my house is infested with door rats again. i hate when this happens.
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skank door

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Winkie door

Definition 1: The door you unlock with your winkie *wink,wink*

Definition 2: The organ near your heart that acts up whenever you do something extreme or when you are in a nervous situation.

Definition 3: A man amoung men who fights winkies.
Ex 1. I tried to unlock the winkiedoor with my winkie but my winkie broke off.

Ex 2. When I made myself a winkie torch my winkie door was going 1000 mph.

Ex 3. Right after work at the daycare center Chuck Norris is a winkie door.
by Fernanthony April 10, 2009
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oven door

its not a wedgie, but its almost on the way there. its like a wedgie at the bottome of your butt only (girls in yoga pants tend to get them... a lot)
nora and sam were running during track when they noticed all of the girls on their team were being plagued by oven doors!
by carlina44 May 28, 2011
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