swiss cottage

A good hearted third party who services two men who want to get their end away, but don't like each other very much. Often known to use geometrically unusual chocolate.

Helmut and Pierre had never seen eye to eye, but Toby was the perfect swiss cottage, tossing them both off without either of them so much as grazing thighs or losing national pride.

by HBeck June 24, 2018

Swiss Rolled

The act of ejaculating into someone’s belonging and rolling it afterwards. Mostly used as a vengeance after a breakup

She cheated on me and she left her sleeping bag at my place. I swiss rolled it before she picked it up

by PocketLewis March 23, 2021

Swiss saucepan

When a group of 9 people stand in a circle and cum on a person who is crouched

Yo dude you gotta watch this porn it has a Swiss saucepan at the end.

by Swiss saucepan March 11, 2019

Swiss navy

1. marine division of the Army of Schweiz/Suisse/Svizzera/Svizra (Switzerland in english)
2. a lubricant manufacturer

Disambiguation for dummies: Switzerland is a mountaineous country isolated from the sea. Nevertheless, they want their army to be swiss perfect so they have a navy as well

I wanted to buy an airplane carrier to have a family boat cruise across the Pacific so I took my phone to ring up [phone] which is the contact number for the Swiss Navy because all Swiss made products are ever-lasting but on the line there was a sales agent who tried to sell me a bottle of lube instead

by th.unda August 3, 2020

swiss roll

sticking ur dick up a girlassthen blowing ur load
when u take it out it will look like a swiss roll brown on the side white in the middle

girl: keep doing me
guy: ok but i have to giev u a swiss roll
girl:make it quick
guy: ok

by richard finkler May 21, 2007

Swiss Oven

This is a modified Dutch Oven. This occurs when one takes a shit under the covers as opposed to farting. The rest of the procedure is as in the original Dutch Oven.

Joan of Ark (calls on telephone): Is Beatrice there?
Jeb: Nope she's still taking a shower after I gave her a wicked Swiss Oven.

by The Condor November 20, 2007

swiss cake

a cake made entirely of Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls.

"dude, what's that?"
"it's a swiss cake, doofus."

by viva la j.a.f. December 9, 2007