robert swift

the face of the NBA. not only is he tall, but he owns the boards too. straight out of bakersfield california, swift's career high is 8 points.

Greg: did you watch the sonic game last night?
Jerry: no, but i heard robert swift dominated
Greg: yeah he had 6 points and 5 rebounds

by shitnigga April 2, 2007

Taylor Swift

An amazing country-pop singer. Some people don't like her music, but it is about love, growing up, family, and things that really go on in people's lives. She is beautiful, and unlike other female celebs, she got famous by her music, not by acting like a slut.

Taylor Swift: sings songs at concert

fan: I want to be just like her!!!!

by TaySwiftyfan13132 December 12, 2011

Taylor Swift

The fierce motherfucking queen of the world. The end.

Feeling like a Taylor Swift today

by 1989<3 May 15, 2015

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift in an American singer and songwriter. She just rerecoded her album from 2008 Fearless now it's called Fearless Taylor's version. She is absolutely intelligent and beautiful. She just won a Brit award. She has a boyfriend his name is Joe :) (Joe Alwyn). She has three cats (Meredith Grey, Olivia Benson and Benjamin Button). And I'm sure she's bisexual ❤️.

If you're depressed or you're really sad go on YouTube type Taylor Swift and listen to her music :*

by full.moon.13 May 15, 2021

Taylor Swift

A "country" singer who has a large following of girls aged 10-18, thinking the are "big country fans" even though the only "country" they listen to is Taylor Swift. Her music is actually pop with a bit of fiddle and a fake southern accent, making up the "country" aspect of her music.

13 y.o. girl: OMG!1!!1 dID U gEt teh NeW TAy sWiFt aLbUm? ItS HeLlA raw!!11! ivE aLWaYs bEEn a BIG coUnTRy faN!!1!!

Actual country music fan: Taylor Swift isn't country (throws ipod filled with songs by George Strait, Hank Williams Sr. and Jr., Alan Jackson, Randy Travis, etc. at her)

by 3803 July 15, 2009

Taylor Swift Standard

Complex that makes a man incapable of being interested in any woman, other than Taylor Swift.

Richard is friends with many girls; he is not interested in any of them. None are Taylor Swift. Richard is victim of the Taylor Swift Standard.

by Swift's Husband March 18, 2011

Taylor Swift

A twenty one year old pop singer with an average voice & looks but is often wrongly described as a beautiful girl with an amazing voice. Can't keep eyes open. Is twenty one and a legal adult, but is still mentally fifteen. Is sickly obsessed with men and will date any boy she can get her hands on, no matter their age, just as long as they are a celebrity. The relationship lasts a couple of months at the most, then after they break up, her heart is somehow broken and she gets revenge. Her most common ways of getting revenge are writing shitty pop songs about him and then digitally adding banjoes, guitars, and fiddles so it will classify as a country song; Talking shit on him about him to the media; and making meaningless youtube videos of her playing barbies and reliving the breakup.

Girl: "Don't break up with me or I'll go Taylor Swift on you."
Boy: *shudders*

by noneya ;D December 30, 2010