Outback Switcharoo

While performing coitus with a female partner, bent over an open window. The assistant waits patiently in a closet, waiting to perform the 'switcharoo'. At this point the male coitus switches with his assistance who takes over performing coitus. The original male then appears outside the window in front of the female, he then waves and hops away like a kangaroo.

Guy 1 (man): "We sure scared the fuck outta her lastnight"
Guy 2 (assistant): "Yeah aye, she didn't suspect an old Outback Switcharoo"

by Bushtucker Brothers August 10, 2010

Phil Swift

A fucking god

"holy shit im a boat and thats phil swift im gonna die" or "nOw ThAtS a LoT oF dAmAgE"

by xX_SUICIDALLILPUMP420666_Xx August 21, 2018

The Wisconsin Switch

Sex move

The Wisconsin Switch is when you're having sex with your girlfriend from behind in front of a window and you stop for a second and let your friend take over without her knowing. You then go outside, get in front of the window and wave to the girl while smiling.

by WisconsinS January 30, 2009

the switch

This occurs when you find that your boyfriend/girlfriend's roommate is a far better match for you. This leads you to think of a plan to "switch" roomates. However, this is not an easy task. People during the middle ages were locked up for even thinking about it.

My jokes bounced off my girlfriend like superman but her roommate laughed hysterically. I then decided it was definitely time for the switch!

by The spencinator May 13, 2005

switch

A flimsy tree branch used for whoopin' kids asses! Usually picked by the person who is about to get the ass whoopin'. Switch's grow on all trees and can be used if there is no belt or shoe around.

1. Grandma: Get yo' ass outside and go pick a switch cuz I'm bout to whip your ass for actin' a fool at school today.

2. You better not pick a small switch for your whoopin' becuz she'll send you back out to pick a bigger one.

3. Boy 1: What happen your your legs??
Boy 2: I got a whoppin' last night with a switch.
Boy 1: Damn, is that abuse?
Boy 2: Apparently my Mom does not think so.

by L-Breezy March 14, 2007

Taylor Swift grind

A state of working extremely hard or maintaining a very strong work ethic, as Kanye West is doing following the ordeal at the 2009 VMA's (coming out with a new hit song every Friday).

-Yo man, you wanna grab a bite?
-I wish I could, but I'm gonna be studying for the next four hours straight! I have a big exam tomorrow, so I'm on my Taylor Swift grind right now.
-Oh aight, I'mma let you finish.

by Jewnasty November 9, 2010

Switchblade

A uncircumcised penis. Usually in reference to it becoming hard and foreskin peeled down. ( a human red rocket)

She wanted to have sex with him after they left the bar but he was to drunk for his switchblade to work.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016