Shmelps

basically a way of people from Boston saying 'whatever' or 'see ya' or 'yeah right' or anything of that sort.

this is a Boston word.

ex. 1- Guy: i'm getting with mad biddies tonight
other guy: yeeeeeah ok. shmelps!

Teacher: finish your work
girl: shmelps

by redsox ;) July 29, 2009

Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate

A brand new game show, where you have to smell the person's fart, and correctly guess what he ate! Win big prizes if you can smell it right!

It's time to play the hottest new game show, Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate! Smell the person's fart the fastest, and the first one to correctly guess what he ate will win a prize!

by LonePooper December 17, 2019

Doppler smell

The blast of horrid stink or the entrancing and mysterious smell that accompanies someone as they walk or run past. This is the russian roullette of smells and is normally unavoidable in close social spaces unless one gets really good at holding one's breath just to avoid how smelly that sweaty yoga instructor must've been.

John: Sweet weepin' Jeebus, Karla needs a serious power-washing today. She walked by me near the copier and the doppler smell was so rank it stripped years from my life!

by Owen Kneaux December 1, 2011

Fart Smella

Smart fella by day
Fart smella by night

You’re always fart smellaing me bro

by M money and big k February 18, 2022

You smell what I'm cookin'?

Former wrestler and now actor The Rock coined the phrase "you smell what I am cooking"? when he would try to intimidate his opponent it was his "hook" after talking trash. It can be defined as the following:

1) Do you know my intentions?
2) Do you realize the impact of my actions?
3) Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth
4) Do you smell what I ate recently, as I just farted?

Joe Blow: Hey Joey if you fart again in the car again I'm going to beat you down!

Joey BagOfDoughnuts: Ah I see you smell what I'm cookin'?

Joe Blow: No, but you're going to smell what I'm cooking when i leave you for dead at the next traffic light!

by Don Gesu (Zio Carmine) January 21, 2011

smelladdict

A person who likes to rub parts of the body with the index finger, to then smell it

Cameltoe to nose....smelladdict

by dkeros June 13, 2005

smell like old

To have that indefinable, yet distinctive smell commonly found in old people's homes, clothing, nursing homes. Usually a mix of mothballs or cedar, a week's worth of cooking smells, unwashed clothing with a dash of b.o. and incontinence. Known to cling to clothing and hair of other folks after visiting old neighbors or relative.

Dude. You been hangin' out with gramma? You smell like old.

by whoopi July 23, 2006