a boner
by derp321123 February 10, 2014


When a male attempts to urinate standing up while his penis is erect. In most cases he must squat, bend, etc. in efforts to get his penis as close as possible to the bowl without actually touching it leaving him in a peculiar and uncomfortable position. This normally occurs in conjunction with morning wood, or immediately after ejaculating.
by Mike and Mike the Accountants May 26, 2017

by The real Minnow September 12, 2020

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favourite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.
by mike88888884 January 26, 2022

“Whether you call them trains, choo-choos, snake monsters, stiff Rickys, ground yachts, or chugga chuggas, these traveling death traps indeed touch all of our lives.”
by bing bing bong rabo April 8, 2021

Is interchangeable with fail or boner. Based off the idiot who jumped out of the ski lift in Frozen and snapped both his legs from stiff-legging it. Who later was eaten by wolves.
I'm stiff-leggin' right now.
(I have a boner)
I stiff-legged the test this morning.
(I failed the test)
(I have a boner)
I stiff-legged the test this morning.
(I failed the test)
by david the ginger October 12, 2010
