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stiff larry

"damn man do u have a stiff larry??? thats embarrasin we're in public man!"
by derp321123 February 10, 2014
mugGet the stiff larrymug.

Down with the stiffness

"That hobo is down with the stiffness."
by ChanceD February 17, 2021
mugGet the Down with the stiffnessmug.

stiff piss

When a male attempts to urinate standing up while his penis is erect. In most cases he must squat, bend, etc. in efforts to get his penis as close as possible to the bowl without actually touching it leaving him in a peculiar and uncomfortable position. This normally occurs in conjunction with morning wood, or immediately after ejaculating.
Mike 1: I'll brb dude, I gotta take a stiff piss.
Mike 2: Why the fuck is your dick hard?
mugGet the stiff pissmug.

Stiff jensen

Did you see that fight last night that guy pulled a stiff Jensen.
by The real Minnow September 12, 2020
mugGet the Stiff jensenmug.

museum stiff

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favourite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.
Wow Joe, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff
by mike88888884 January 26, 2022
mugGet the museum stiffmug.

stiff Rickys

“Whether you call them trains, choo-choos, snake monsters, stiff Rickys, ground yachts, or chugga chuggas, these traveling death traps indeed touch all of our lives.”
by bing bing bong rabo April 8, 2021
mugGet the stiff Rickysmug.

stiff-leggin'

Is interchangeable with fail or boner. Based off the idiot who jumped out of the ski lift in Frozen and snapped both his legs from stiff-legging it. Who later was eaten by wolves.
I'm stiff-leggin' right now.
(I have a boner)

I stiff-legged the test this morning.
(I failed the test)
by david the ginger October 12, 2010
mugGet the stiff-leggin'mug.

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