Starbucks Gay

The most bougie of all gays. Usually, this gay is found sipping Starbucks coffee at all times in their own bedazzled and personalized Starbucks reusable cup. The baristas know this gay by name, since he usually sits in the cafe on his MacBook for hours, constantly getting new drinks when he finishes his drink.

Oh wow, Niko is *definitely* a Starbucks gay! Look at him!

Starbucks Gay by glitterstar August 10, 2019

Starbucks goblin 

The most basic of thots.

Jessica is such a fucking Starbucks Goblin.

Starbucks goblin by BUMGLESHWUMGLE September 6, 2019

starbucks stir 

When a Dominatrix takes a Starbucks coffee stirring straw and stick it into the tip of an erect penis and begins to stir the penis with the occasional flick to the tip of the exposed straw.

Dude I was at this girls house last night she asked if I've been Starbucks Stirred. When I said no she stuck a Starbucks straw in my dick and began to stir it.

starbucks stir by CJGoing October 16, 2019

Starbucks Republican

Cowardly conservative. Loves American and Constitution yet is scared to talk about it. Worries a few social media friends will be lost over politics or be seen as a redneck. Suspiciously quick and eager to always side with the left on all racial topics. Snobby, has little in common with middle class Republicans. Similar to a RINO, Bush Globalist, Lincoln Project phony Republican.

A Closet Republican and a Starbucks Republican is basically the same thing.

Starbucks Republican by BamBamJax March 29, 2021

Goth Starbucks 

Part of the saying as old as time: “If you judge a man on his ability to make it to Goth Starbucks he will forever live thinking he’s stupid”… little known fact that this is what the actual saying Einstein famously said.

Jack: Per usual, Jake is thinking that he would make it to Goth Starbucks

Goth Starbucks by ClownJuice October 4, 2021

Preston from Starbucks 

That guy with really nice hair and works at Starbucks. He's also really talented but you would really never know. Kinda like Alex from target but better. He tends to wear hats.

"Hey look it's preston from starbucks."
"Don't you mean Alex from target?"

Preston from Starbucks by The illuminati24601 January 20, 2015

National Buy Your Girlfriend Starbucks Day 

This is the day when boyfriends buy their girlfriends their favorite Starbucks drink

Friends: “Hey let’s go get smoothies!”
Boyfriend: “Sorry I can’t. I have to buy my girlfriend a Starbucks for national Buy your Girlfriend Starbucks Day”

National Buy Your Girlfriend Starbucks Day by girlyygirl13 October 26, 2020