Standing Funeral

A wedding. So called because a man's life ends when he marries.

Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.

Drew: Sounds like fun.

Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals

by Blackwolf Morrow October 19, 2011

Stand Awesome

its a way for bro 1 to tell bro 2 to be chill. its also a sense of encouragement for bro 2 to cheer up, be confident, or act awesome. it can also mean to stay calm and to take time. It is a synonym to "be cool, be nice, calm down, be happy, don't worry, be chill, man up, etc."

Bro 1: "Dude. This chick is scorching and i'm freaking out!"
Bro 2: "Dude, Stand Awesome."
Bro 1: "Alright dude, thanks for the encouragement"
Bro 2: "No problem, bruh"

by aardvarktooth13 December 30, 2013

stand battle

when 2 teams go head to head facing each other having a dance battle

Dancing Dolls and Purple Diamonds were having a stand battle

by flexibile s July 4, 2018

Dream Stand

A Walter

Ur such a dream stand

by Walter is gay September 15, 2021

Bitch to stand on

When one girl uses another girl to do her bitching for her.

My sister doesn't have a bitch to stand on.

by Selena22 June 28, 2014

courtesy stand

When you are on an automatic flush toilet and you do #2, you must stand up to have the toilet flush.

That guy in the next stall better think of others in here and do a courtesy stand, the smell is awful.

by Rayman 08 October 10, 2008

stand for shit

Something will not matter if such an occasion should arise

we will force them to the hot gates where their numbers will stand for shit

by Benjamin Lax July 27, 2008