Standing Funeral

A wedding. So called because a man's life ends when he marries.

Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.

Drew: Sounds like fun.

Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals

by Blackwolf Morrow October 19, 2011

Snow Stand

Ripping a fat line of cocaine with your legs lifted up like your are doing a keg stand

Person 1: "what did you do last night?"
Person 2: "I did a snow stand in the garage last night, It hit different bro"

by MasterMountainClimber February 19, 2021

Peg Stand

When a man is doing a keg stand while simultaneously getting railed by a chick with a strap on. Sometimes resulting in ejaculation on his own face.

“Did you hear about what Joey did at the party last night?”
“No, what did he do this time?”
“He did a peg stand with a tranny and broke the record.”

“I wonder how many more times he’s going to break his own record?”

by Creamyweasel69 July 6, 2022

Dream Stand

A Walter

Ur such a dream stand

by Walter is gay September 15, 2021

stand for shit

Something will not matter if such an occasion should arise

we will force them to the hot gates where their numbers will stand for shit

by Benjamin Lax July 27, 2008

courtesy stand

When you are on an automatic flush toilet and you do #2, you must stand up to have the toilet flush.

That guy in the next stall better think of others in here and do a courtesy stand, the smell is awful.

by Rayman 08 October 10, 2008

Bitch to stand on

When one girl uses another girl to do her bitching for her.

My sister doesn't have a bitch to stand on.

by Selena22 June 28, 2014