Squidwarding

The art of placing one’s semi erect penis over the nose of a consenting partner. This should bear some resemblance to squidward’s nose.

Guy1: Becky finally let me go squidwarding last night!
Guy2: Marry that girl.

by Thiccboi34 August 18, 2018

Squidward Handshake

When you and your bro air slap your penises.

Pedro and Gary just did a Squidward Handshake in the swimming pool!

by Pedway94 September 6, 2019

Squidward

PHAT DICKNOSED SQUID

Jeez, look at the size of that nose… That’s Squidward all right

by Squidward’s chosen one May 17, 2022

Annoy Squidward Day

On January 15th, it’s annoy Squidward day!

P1: hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey squidward.

P2: ok I’ll buy, what is it Spongebob?

P1: do you know what today is

P2: annoy Squidward day?

P1: No silly! That’s on the 15th!

by P-Star7 February 15, 2021

National Annoy Squidward Day

February 15th… SpongeBob people assemble.

“Oh! It’s National Annoy Squidward day!”

by MangoLen February 15, 2022

Annoy Squidward day

On January 15th, it’s National annoy squidward day!

P1: hey squidward, hey squidward, hey squidward

P2: ok I’ll buy, what is it spongbob?

P1: do you know what today is?

P2: Annoy squidward day?

P1: Haha! No silly! Thats on the 15th!

by P-Star7 February 15, 2021

Squidward

The most miserable person on the show SpongeBob SquarePants. He is an octopus with a BIG NOSE, Lives in a tiki or a moai 🗿. He plays a clarinet (pretty bad), loves to paint art and works as a cashier at the famous restaurant in the bikini bottom “the Krusty Krab”

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by EMD F59PHI January 11, 2025