Spunk Monkey

A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.

I blew it all over that Spunk Monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!

by JamJam1 July 24, 2012

Spunk monkey

A slut of a girl that loves being constantly covered in ejaculated seeman from the end of the man stick. she also resembles that of a monkey because of the ugliness.

Jake:yo, did you here about Jess Meredith.
Curt; Ye she's a total Spunk monkey

by Curtis shiters June 12, 2011

Spunk Bib

A napkin with a hole in it for a protruding penis. Meant to catch access spunk during masturbation or philashio

Uncle jack used an old McDonald’s napkin as a spunk bib when be beat off his car on lunch break.

by Gussygus July 7, 2020

Spunk roulette

Spunk roulette is played where you and 5 other friends all jizz into a cup and mix it into one sauce. You then proceed to roofie a girl and impregnate her with the mystery sludge. Each friend leaves dna evidence that they were at the scene and the loser will be announced in 9 months as a registered sex offender for the rest of their life after the police dna test the baby.

My friends and I played spunk roulette last year and now Thomas is a registered sex offender in the state of Alabama

by FreeSlobJobs March 19, 2021

Spunked Yourself

From the word spunk - Which means to cum; Spunked Yourself means to cum all over yourself

You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself

by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020

Spunk Slap

To slap someone with a handful of spunk.

You see your honor, I was asleep in my own home when this dude spunk slapped me, that's why I fuckin' shot him.

by el Jaymundo July 14, 2020

Spunk Oven

When some guy spafs in some birds biff

Oh get out of my face you dirty spunk oven

my girlfriend is such a spunk oven

by Mike Cattell November 25, 2011