spliff star

To be someone's hype-man, and to otherwise be rendered completely useless.

Stop repeating everything I say, dude, you're being a bit of a Spliff Star.

by Nuckra April 27, 2004

Sloffy Tart

A whore who is quite disgusting to look at so will never get laid, despite trying to sell herself.

The majority of chav girls who are fat and have faces like turnips are sloffy tarts, shame no one would ever want to sleep with them.

by Toothpaste Salad April 22, 2009

sloff

To remove slowly.

I have 3 months to sloff my jackass boyfriend before the new year.

by tepic August 1, 2014

a'splode

To explode, like a bomb. Usually involves fragmentation.

Bob's head a'sploded like a watermelon with a bomb in it.

by travismick November 1, 2007

Marty Spliff

A spliff with a extremely high tobacco to marijuana ratio

I dont have much weed left, we can roll a Marty Spliff

by The_Phox December 23, 2011

splif

a cigarette with some or all of the tabacco replaced with cannabis (also: 'secret agent')

If we pack a splif, it wont be so obvious.

by boker toker April 13, 2008

Spliff

A joint that that consists of both weed and tobacco
You will not get as fucked up because it is only 50 percent weed, however, you will still act like a fucking moron

I can't wait to go light my spliffs and get fucked up

by Sean Casper April 8, 2006