spawnpaper

Term used to describe when someone uses a picture of their new baby as wallpaper on their computer/laptop.

Make sure you change out your spawnpaper before going to a client meeting where you are going to be presenting on your laptop.

by slowcrash February 16, 2013

Splange

When something is dropped or falls to the ground and spreads out with the impact

1. The ripe melon hit the floor with a splange

2. The bowl fell off the work surface , hit the floor and the custard splanged everywhere

by Metalworker August 17, 2016

Slawnn

A boy who holds hatred against all he is also the symbol of death

Slawnn is full of hatred

by CrispyKnocks November 13, 2018

Splank Wash

When you want to call someone a wanksplash but the in-laws are over

Bro you're such a wankspla... shit the In-laws are over *cough cough*. Bro you're such a Splank Wash

by Swannyy August 1, 2020

Spawnling

You know, that guy. One minute your talking about him and the next minute he’s right there... he know exactly when not to call and does anyway. He makes any situation awkward. And he’s there when you need him least.

“Omg, Ronald is such a spawnling.”
“Yeah, Becky, it’s actually kind of creepy. He called me at six last night, right when we started. Couldn’t have been a worse time!”
“Hi girls!”
“SHIT!”

by alohomora_motherf*cker! March 22, 2021

Pat-splaining

When Pat makes up words to impress an audience.

That is clearly some bullshit pat-splaining.

by Hexdepthsguy October 22, 2018

Thot Spawn

Usually where groups of thots hang out

Oh shit its a Thot Spawn

by Crusader-420.69 September 23, 2019