Selby Splash

A Jackson Pollock inspired pooh painting left on the back wall of the toilet for all the world to enjoy.

Auctioneer: “Ladies and gentlemen, the next piece up for sale is a 2014 Selby Splash made possible by a long weekend of tap beer and disco fries. We will start the bidding at $150,000.”

by redmiked September 21, 2022

coochie splash

A sponge bath for the vagina....

Girl : I wanted to have sex with him but I had just done my first cream pie gang bang porno shoot so I went to the restroom for a coochie splash

by LemmeF1ndOut July 6, 2021

Meatball splash

When a man takes his testicles, dunks them in marinara sauce and proceeds to shove them into a womans mouth

"How was your night with mark?"
"It was amazing he gave me a meatball splash!"

by Puff daddy 1 August 3, 2017

Splash Zone

The area surrounding someone when they doin a wave check

Did you see Jaquis’ wavecheck? I was in the splash zone.

by CoqItcher January 11, 2019

Flush on Splash

Flushing the toilet as soon as the terd hits the water. A common courtesy owed to all patrons of public restrooms.

If you are gonna use my crapper you better flush on splash bro...

by Flushonsplash August 2, 2012

whale splash

whale splash, is a short stubby turd that is heavy in weight! so when it hits the water in the toilet it splashes you.

Steve did you hear that? I think Brett just got whale splashed! I heard him cussing in the bathroom.

by stevetotheo April 13, 2015

Toilet Splash

When your dropping nuggets in the tilotet there’s a chance the water will splash your asshole your making it clean. therefore it’s a toilet splash and yes this was written after I had experienced a toilet spalsh.

Bro you got to try and do a toilet splash I was shitting and then the water form the Toilet splashed my ass making it a toilet splash now it’s super clean now!!.

by JohnDoe445 March 14, 2019