spide

"It is advisable to avoid spides as they can get quite aggressive when confronted with reason. " never have truer words been spoken. what they also should have said is "millies fuck anything with a pulse and an adidas watch".

millies are the female spide. spides are like the chavs in Northern ireland. utterly pathetic, travelling in large groups to make sure they dont get "bate" usually living life on the dole, and the worst part, picking fights with random people for no other reason than you are there. Racist,sectarian,pathetic... the scum of the Earth and the bottom of the barrel in the evolutionary ladder.

spides make sure they say "fock" and "leek" in every sentence.

by Luke March 8, 2005

the giant enemy spider

ne ne denenene denenenene neneneeee ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne

you see a lot of people didnt know that there was originally supposed to be a boss battle

THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER

ne ne denenene denenenene neneneeeeee ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

coochie spiders

Spiders or any other kind of bug that may be in a nasty lake while skinny-dipping. Named for the small but very frightening possibility that they may disappear into unsavory places on a girl's body where they will lay eggs that will hatch and emerge at a very inconvenient time and place.

AH! Coochie spiders!

by Shannon L.W. March 21, 2006

The Spiders From Mars

The Spiders From Mars were David Bowie/Ziggy Stardust's three-piece rock band from 1971 to mid 1973, however they were only officially known by this name following the album's release in June 1972. Bowie has said that the inspiration for the name came when he was writing the song "Ziggy Stardust". The band consisted of:

Mick (Ronno) Ronson (Band leader, guitar, piano and vocals)
Mick (Woody) Woodmansey (drums)
Trevor Bolder (bass)

"...you're the blessed, we're the Spiders From Mars..." 'Hang Onto Yourself' (Bowie)

by FerretHog December 28, 2005

DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN

phrase - used when Spiderman is suspected of doing something evil.

Nacho: *sniff*, "I smell fish sticks..DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!"

"Someone has cut my hair too short...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Is that...an ugly girl? DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Banana splits...mmmmm...good. WAIT! Its not split evenly! DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"This tuff gangster jacket is too small for me...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"There are no bagels in the fridge...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"I made a D in Social Studies. Now I'm grounded. That last F almost made me fail...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Polly is trying to call me again...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11 WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU??????11"

by Can Not May 15, 2005

Spiderpoop

The act of straddling over another's body that is sitting on the toilet while both people defecate into the toilet and gaze into each-others eyes. The act is supposed to look like spider legs hanging from a toilet thus giving it the name spiderpoop.

Guy: Hey, lets do something neat.
Other Guy: I know, lets spiderpoop.
Guy: That sounds groovy man.

Dude: I just spiderpooped your Mom last night.

by The Heatmeiser January 11, 2012

spider man dat hoe

When you are fucking a hoe and you pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face...(like web shooting.)

I was about to superman my hoe last night but I spider man dat hoe instead. Right in the eye.

by kristie quick & kelly taylor December 20, 2007