Edward Social Media Hands 

Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.

Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands

Edward Social Media Hands by KevinHughes21 August 9, 2017

Multi-social media 

When you're having two or more different conversations on different social media platforms with the same person.

"Have you talked to them yet?"
"Yeah, via multi-social media."

Multi-social media by SheepPlagueRat March 13, 2018

Soda social media 

Trendy pop bullshit that hypnotizes everyone.

Ex: reality tv.

All of it is fake.

Did you see that merch it is amazing.

Wow her ass is huge.

I want to be a Kardashian Too so I’ll say merch and put tubs of silicone in my ass.

#Soda social media

Soda social media by FeatherD January 25, 2019

National Social Media Day

National Social Media day is a day where you can only use social media, National Social Media day is on April 12th. If you don’t know which apps are social media and which are not then I will help you, The emoji for social media is “🍥”

Tiktok 🍥
Instagram 🍥
Messenger 🍥
WhatsApp 🍥
Facebook 🍥
Snapchat 🍥
Pinterest 🍥
Linkedln 🍥
Reddit 🍥

Person #1: *uses an app that’s not a social media*
Person #2: Hey! What app are you using?
Person #1: Umm I’m playing Roblox why?
Person #2: TODAY IS NATIONAL SOCIAL MEDIA DAY AND ROBLOX IS NOT A SOCIAL MEDIA!!!
Person #1: Omg I totally forgot!! I’ll switch to a social media rq

National Social Media Day by No one Important 😏 🙃 April 3, 2022

Social Sciences Applied to Social Media

A field of study that uses sociological, anthropological, political, and economic frameworks to analyze how social media platforms shape human behavior, community formation, power dynamics, and cultural production. It examines phenomena like algorithmic governance, influencer economies, digital labor, online identity formation, and the transformation of public discourse. By applying social science tools—ethnography, network analysis, surveys, critical theory—to social media, it moves beyond superficial engagement metrics to understand how platforms mediate social life, reproduce inequality, and create new forms of belonging and exclusion.

Social Sciences Applied to Social Media Example: “Her research applied sociology to TikTok, showing how the algorithm’s preference for controversy pushed creators toward increasingly extreme content—a social science lens revealing the structural drivers of online polarization.”

Social Sciences Applied to Social Media by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 24, 2026

All social media is always accessed by a crook and a fool.

A variant of the previous proverb, focusing specifically on social media. It asserts that social media platforms, by their design, attract and amplify both predatory behavior (crooks) and vulnerable, easily exploited users (fools). The saying is a caution against believing that social media is just a space for connection; it is also a marketplace for manipulation, scams, and harassment. Entering social media without skepticism is to risk being the fool.

"All social media is always accessed by a crook and a fool." Example: “He scrolled through his feed, sharing every viral charity campaign without vetting. His friend warned: all social media is always accessed by a crook and a fool. Do your research.”

All social media is always accessed by a crook and a fool. by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 25, 2026

“Playing Social Media” Mentality

A broader version of the “Playing Discord” mentality, applied to platforms like X/Twitter, Reddit, Instagram, and TikTok. It describes the attitude that social media interactions are not real—that harassment, doxxing, and mobbing are just “playing,” and victims should simply log off if they can’t take it. This mentality allows perpetrators to avoid accountability by dismissing their own actions as unserious while treating the harm they cause as the victim’s problem. It is a common justification for gangharassment and cancel campaigns.

“Playing Social Media” Mentality Example: “After they drove her off the platform, they celebrated in private chats: ‘She’s so dramatic, it’s just Twitter.’ Playing social media mentality: treating destroyed lives as entertainment.”

“Playing Social Media” Mentality by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 28, 2026