Snacksident

A Snackident is when you buy a snack you haven't tried before to only realise it sucks

"Dude, how's the sour straps?"

"It was such a fucking snacksident"

by dankeexxx February 26, 2010

Scooby Snacks

A form of the 'magic mushroom' drug, except encapsulated into a pill-like form (or just simple a digestable cap) once inside it is refered to as a 'Scooby Snack'

This form of taking mushrooms has been talked about in various forms of media, particularily in the Fun Lovin' Criminals song 'Scooby Snacks'

"dude what are these caps I thought we were doing shrooms tonight??"

"dude, we are, they're scooby snacks... tard."

by number UvUv May 16, 2010

snackstized

Being chastised for snacking

I got caught eating peanuts in the library and got snackstized by the librarian

by Wordzg June 8, 2016

snarkery

A form of snarky (rudely sarcastic, disrespectful, snide, irritable, short-tempered).

I am tired of your snarkery.

by drift0fft0dream December 14, 2007

Snark

The most dangerous creature in all the animal kingdom. A combination Shark-Snake (Snark) with a wingspan of over 8 feet! The Snark is capable of flying at speeds of up to 86.5 miles per hour, reaching altitudes greater than 15,000 feet. With its telescopic eyesight, it is able to locate prey from above 10,000 feet above its hunting grounds. The snark feeds primarily in coastal locations, but has been known to venture inland in search of prey. Feeds primarily on unsuspecting children, but is capable of taking down a full sized adult human. Also the Snark seems to have a taste for midgets (it is not known why at this time, but research is ongoing. Some scientists believe the excrete a pungent odor that attracts female Snarks in heat, while others speculate they have a "sweet tasting flesh.") The only defense against an attacking Snark is to run to the nearest Marine for help, they are defenseless against Marines. Though it has been said that Snarks are able to burrow underground, these "rumors" are unfounded.

The snark ate your baby!, Did you see the size of that snark?

by Ryan CH July 31, 2011

Sarks

Sarkis Cafe in Evanston, Illinois.

Lets go to Sarks.

by John "Awesome" Szymanski March 17, 2003

snacks on snacks

when a person constantly needs a snack, they are referred to as a snacks on snacks

Ryan: Come on coach, i need a snack!
Coach: Ryan, your just a snacks on snacks!

by swagmuffin December 27, 2011