jidion size 13s

Something he will never get

Demarcus Cousins 3rd: ¨Man i want my jidion size 13s.¨

Me: :¨It sucks that you won't get them.¨

by therealJiDion November 1, 2021

jibe 'n' slide

Originally known as jibe slide but due to popular demand it has been changed to “jibe ‘n’ slide”.

The process of entry into a girls pants whilst dancing with her in a night club.

The procedure starts with the right hand entering the female’s pants via her bottom and then cunningly sliding the hand around the body of the victim until the hand conveniently arrives at the clitoral area.

At this point, the "jibe 'n' slide" has been successfully accomplished and the perpetrator can engage in the intended activity of a sexual nature.

Alfie says : Jesus Christ; Herbert has just gone for the jibe 'n' slide on Sylvia.

Arthur says : Fuck me, he has done it in a record time of 1.38 seconds.

Mavis says : That is disgusting, although you have to hold your hands up to Herbert, he is a jibe 'n' slide legend!!

by Richard13510 March 20, 2008

Cha Cha Slide

When you slide the crotch of a girls underwear to the side so you can get to her cha cha

We didnt have time to get naked so I went with the cha cha slide to get it in

by Matteo P. November 13, 2011

Plus size

Fat

She prefers the term 'plus sized'

by Cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt November 27, 2020

Roundy-sized

Because when you are like 6'7" and like 270, you need a seperate class of goods and services in order to sustain life.

Hey bro, can I get 2 of those? But make one of 'em Roundy-sized for the big fella over here.

by donttasemebro June 30, 2008

Act your age, not your shoe size

Stop behaving immaturely. Said to adults who are acting like overgrown children and to school-age children who are acting like overgrown toddlers.

It's time for you to get serious and stop being silly. Grow up, pal! Act your age, not your shoe size!

by meow2u3 February 23, 2008

Crack Slide

To repeatedly thrust or slide the penis between the two globes of a woman’ ass. The crack slide is preferably performed on women with large buttocks and loads of ass cleavage. Basically it is the ass version of the titty fuck.

I would crack slide the shit out of Kim Kardashian's huge booty!

by CamelTap January 3, 2008