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skippy ass mind

Someone who is out of it. Clearly not thinking straight, and needs to come back down to earth before they get fucked up.
“ Did he really think he could say that to you? I don’t know but he must be out his skippy ass mind”
by pyo.offerings October 18, 2023
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cream my skippies

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.
Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies

Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.
by tinypelican January 13, 2025
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Skippies

A young man's tightie whities or boxer briefs with it without racing stripes.
Mr Janikowski told us to strip down to our skippies after PE class. The problem was he was the janitor.
by Flesher#1993 August 31, 2018
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fresh jar of skippy

Slang for anal sex following extensive rimming or a good lubing
Q: How was the anal?
A: Smoother than a fresh jar of skippy
by CovidConvo May 26, 2022
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Skippies

Unlike a previous definition given by "Alex", this term is definitely NOT circa 1990's. The first known reference to skippies occurred in the mid to late 1970's, and refers to a low-cost type of shoe, most often unnamed, or off-brand, such as pro-max, roos, or some other imitation. Usually having plastic soles, poor construction, and fake leather exterior, and also very poor support of the foot. Although usually sold as athletic shoes, these were the absolute worst choice of footwear for athletes, as the soles would not grip surfaces intended for sports. Often, they would leave scuff marks on floors from the simple act of walking, and they made a clomping sound when walking in hallways of places like schools. This attracted attention from cruel kids, who most often teased the less fortunate for having to wear them.

Side Note from the Definer: Bullying is cruel and affective to sensitive children, but it is also a part of social learning, and self awareness. It is important to allow our children to learn these traits in the world we live in, or they will be devoured in the world yet to come. We are not raising a nation of cry-babies. We should teach them to be warriors. I learned my most important lessons from being a victim of bullies during my youth. Today, no one would dare challenge me in that way. I would swallow them whole without remorse.
Skippies... Make your mama look fine, Skippies, get ya behind in the line, Skippies, cost a dollar ninety nine. Skippieeeeeees!
by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020
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Skippy mcdingle

by LilSkipThaFinesseKid June 10, 2018
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Skippy

A nickname you give to a coworker that believes they are the best at everything. They believe its a name of elevated position, like captain. It inflates their already inflated ego. A skippy frequently talks about their penis size and how attractive their girlfriend is. A skippy has been everywhere and done everything.
"Ol' Skippy just over there being a skippy"
by Salala February 5, 2019
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