"Don't get a shmishmorshan, it hasn't even seen its dick yet!"
"There are so many vaginas destroyed before, during and after the shmishmorshan process."
CAUTION!!!
BABIES CAN'T DECIPHER THIS WORD, FOR SAFETY PRECAUTIONS REFRAIN FROM UTTERING ITS ACTUAL MEANING IN THE PRESENCE OF POTENTIAL MOTHER'S STOMACHES!
"There are so many vaginas destroyed before, during and after the shmishmorshan process."
CAUTION!!!
BABIES CAN'T DECIPHER THIS WORD, FOR SAFETY PRECAUTIONS REFRAIN FROM UTTERING ITS ACTUAL MEANING IN THE PRESENCE OF POTENTIAL MOTHER'S STOMACHES!
by SupremeKaiser September 4, 2009
Get the Shmishmorshan mug.The term used to describe a person who was baptized mormon, but does everything a mormon is not supposed to do, i.e: drink, smoke, gamble, have sex, etc. They also no longer attend church, and usually were only baptized becuase their parents made them.
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He is basically blonde 1.71 meters height or 5'7 feet weighs around 71 kg usually wears adidas lightmotion or airmax 90's
Runs very fast so you can hear the tutonic plates shifting while his massive petite body steps on the ground every second before seeing him sprint at you rethinf your life all you memories because you are either about to be dismembered alive by this monster or he will just play Yeat on his iphone 7 his enemies are usually named Emilis, and he doesnt support lgbtq propaganda, he is actually very homophobic did i mention he is basically a manipulative piece of shit? If u stand beetwen him and his goal you wont notice how he manipulates you into suicide.
He is basically blonde 1.71 meters height or 5'7 feet weighs around 71 kg usually wears adidas lightmotion or airmax 90's
Runs very fast so you can hear the tutonic plates shifting while his massive petite body steps on the ground every second before seeing him sprint at you rethinf your life all you memories because you are either about to be dismembered alive by this monster or he will just play Yeat on his iphone 7 his enemies are usually named Emilis, and he doesnt support lgbtq propaganda, he is actually very homophobic did i mention he is basically a manipulative piece of shit? If u stand beetwen him and his goal you wont notice how he manipulates you into suicide.
John: Hey did you hear Simas Pužas joined our school?
Billy: pray on my mommas feet he a tsar level bomb threat to humanity u signed ur death certificate without picking up a pen
Billy: pray on my mommas feet he a tsar level bomb threat to humanity u signed ur death certificate without picking up a pen
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'My dog has gone to a good home', turns into 'My dog has good to a good good'.
'Arsenal have a game in hand', turns into 'Arsenal have a game in game'.
These are both simple examples of mobilion similarity syndrome and lead to great frustration.
'Arsenal have a game in hand', turns into 'Arsenal have a game in game'.
These are both simple examples of mobilion similarity syndrome and lead to great frustration.
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It was Razor 80s night at the club so i decided to put my black shirt on and try and find a similac dealer.
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