Shoe Bar

Gentlemen's club, Strip Joint, a bar where women only wear shoes.

Dude 1: Hey man, i'm sick of drinking in this stupid pub
Dude 2: You're right, let's hit the shoe bar

Dude 1: Damn right. Let's go !

by absolutben80 February 3, 2012

the choo choo shoe

The train in the amazing sequel to charlie the unicorn;charlie the unicorn 2: the banana king

Hop on board the train charlie
it's gonna take us to the banana king
i don't see any train all i see is a giant sneaker
its the choo choo shoe charlie
the choo choo shooooe
hurry charlie its about to leave
chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga shoooe shoooe
chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga shoooe shoooe
LMAO:p

by assain13317 March 27, 2009

Shoe Scene

An alternative name for having sex, especially when doors are closed and the shoes of the people having intercourse are left outside of their door. Inspired by an episode of Kimi ga Nozomu Eien (anime) where two of the main characters left their shoes outside of their apartment before having sex.

"Dude, their shoes were laying outside of their dorm, so I didn't open the door, even if I had to study with 'em. I'm not gonna walk in on a shoe scene!"

by Double Double-U June 12, 2008

Custom Shoe Size

The insertion of a male's foot into a female's vagina while the girl is extremely trashed, whereas the man will then walk around using the female as a shoe

"Man, these shoes never seem to fit!!! I think I will take Mary's offer of giving her a custom shoe size."

"I had sex with you mom last night!!!"
"Oh yeah?!! well i gave that bitch a custom shoe size!"

by Purple Mist January 6, 2008

Shoebox Memories

A discarded shoebox that houses elements that you associate with memorable events in your life. Like your first movie tickets, your best friends' letters to you, birthday cards, pictures of family... etc.

In a sentence: Anna said, "I've never been to a Michael Buble concert before; these tickets are definitely getting parked in my shoebox memories."

by scribblernibbler January 4, 2011

Shoe Stuffer

Someone who buys shoes 5 sizes larger than their actual foot, because they want people to think they have a big wang

Person1: Dylan is does not have a size 15 hes just stuffs it, fucking Shoe Stuffer

Person2: yea he just tries to appear big to people, Shoe Stuffing tool bag

by The Walrus12354 July 23, 2011

Schroedingers silence

"Schroedingers silence" is a situation where on an online chat, the chat partner suddenly becomes silent, as if ignoring. But in fact, it is quite impossible to know if the partner is the latter, or simply away from the keyboard.
These situations can only be one or the other, as soon as the Schroedingers silence is opened, E.G. having a second partner check if he will get an answer when chatting with the first partner: If no answer is given back, the Schroedingers silence has been open, and one can conclude that the partner is indeed AFK. However if the partner do answer, the Schroedingers silence has been opened aswell, and one can now conclude that the partner is ignoring.

chat 1
Self: so hey how is it going?
Partner 1: Yeah, its going good
Self: Got any new games lately
*Partner 1 does not answer for a period of time*
Self: Hey, did you get any or what?
*Still no answer*

chat 2
Self: Hey i think Partner 1 is in a Schroedingers silence
Partner 2: Yeah il check in.
Self: Thanks

chat 3
Partner 2: Hey Partner 1, i heard you got a new dog
*Partner 1 does not answer for a period of time*

chat 2
Partner 2: The Schroedingers silence has been opened, Partner 1 is AFK.
Self: Thanks bud.

by Dinkledinker May 16, 2013